Charlie 

A wanker who can't get enough of gay porn and watches it in his parents bedroom

have you seen they new one called the Charlie and attack of the giant cock

Charlie by Harry_424242 August 21, 2016

charlie 

someone that has a boner, but not quite.
He may look like he has a hard on but it's accually not hard at all.

ugh look at that guy he has a charlie.

charlie by charlie toee April 13, 2008

Charlie 

Someone that has a tiny penis, prone to massive over-compensation for this fact e.g. "mine's bigger" and "that's what she said" jokes; obsession with lads magazines i.e. Nuts.
Despite his "attitude" among guys he has a disorder when it comes to the ladies and a 0% success rate.

Example 1:
**charlie has spotted hot girl and approaches**
Charlie: "Would you suck my dick......... please?"

Example 2:
Tour guide:"and on your right is the biggest pillar in all of Rome"
Charlie:"mine's bigger! **smug face**"

Charlie by steelsoldier7 with 30k Gscore January 8, 2010

Charlie 

A WASPy old man, as in White Anglo Saxon Protestant.

A bunch of old Charlies were sitting around the table knocking back a few scotch, smoking some stogies and reminiscing about their lives.

Charlie by depgirl May 21, 2013

Charlie 

Shit

I dropped a freakishly sloppy Charlie after a large meal of Indian food and laxatives.

Charlie by Monkey king lover April 30, 2009

charlie 

paranoid kid who thiks world is out to get him

stop being a charlie

charlie by peter piper picked a pepper April 30, 2008

charlie 

1.Poor like charlie is at the start of charlie and the chocolate factory...
2.cheap i.e white trash

Dude 1: Sup bitch are you coming to th movies this afternoon?
Dude 2: No sorry bro i can't
Dude 1: Why not? You's trippin if yo think yor ditchin'
Dude 2: I ain't got th cash alright
Dude 1: Man, ur so charlie...

charlie by Hayley McLovin October 4, 2007