Charlie

Massive fat bellend who thinks he's liked but really isn't. Being around him is living hell he is such an annoying twat you just can't win always has to have things his way not anyone else's . Also he's a disrespectful arse because he got a new console but never plays it because he begs to go other people's houses

Oh look there's Charlie that fat bellend

by Have you seen my glasses May 13, 2016

Charlie

A drug-abusing, woman-using, egotistical, mysogynist, porn-star-wanna-be, male-chauvinistic, boastful asshole of a guy who thinks he is smarter and better than everyone else in the world. Attractive and charming at first, he cares about no one but himself and his wants and needs of the moment, and when that has been satisfied he moves on to the next victim-to-be. He hangs out with hookers and paid yes-men because any one in their right mind would not be around him otherwise.

I used to think you were a nice guy but then I realized you were a Charlie

by sweetgeorgiabrown April 29, 2011

charlie

An asian male. Charlene is the female version.

Man I fucking love charlies they literally are the funniest people on earth. Love them sir charleses.

by bope September 5, 2011

Charlie

A synonym for weed to be used when parents/adults/non-smokers are around.

Similar words are:
Jimmy: Alcohol
Candy: Sex

Hey, are you going to hang out with Charlie today?
--My sister saw me with him, I have to keep our relationship on the dl.

by charliesbff August 29, 2010

charlie

a badly told joke or piece of information, often resulting in a long bout of silence and disbelief at the badness of the joke.

oh guys, phil pulled a massive charlie last night, he was telling some joke and noone found it funny.

by Alex Leone September 15, 2007

charlie

One who makes excessive weird noises while thinking or explaining something.

Dude, Charlie, can you speak without the weird noises for once?

by zelie/chrissy April 10, 2010

Charlie

Short for Charles Dickens - the word means "i'd love to put my dick-in her"

Dickins.
Dick-in(s).

get it? use it!

When your walking along the road with a fellow hombre, and see a fine looking girl.

You: "Whoa man, did you see that Charlie"
Hombre: "Yeah man I agree, I'd sure like to put a dick-in her too.

by rockinthefreeworld November 24, 2009