celluble

adj. The quality of being reachable on a cellphone. 99.9% of humanity is now celluble.

c.f. voluble, soluble

"I'll be away from the keyboard for a while, but will be celluble all day"

by tronglodyte June 5, 2016

callous banter

A statement of a derogatory or degrading manne which still maintains an element of humour, albeit perhaps not to the subject

Bloke 1) you're a right spacky cunt
Bloke) haha that's callous banter

by The KneipMantis May 29, 2016

callous banter

A statement of a derogatory or degrading manne which still maintains an element of humour, albeit perhaps not to the subject

Bloke 1) you're a right spacky cunt
Bloke) haha that's callous banter

by The KneipMantis May 29, 2016

Cello

The fanciest instrument in the orchestra
Between preciscion pegs and regular pegs and a french or german bow the cello is the sexiest instrument in the orchestra!

Yo-ma ma is a famous cellist
"Dang that cellist is playing sitting with the instrument i find that sexy"

"yea shes playing the cello i find that sexy"

by Cellogal July 5, 2017

Cellularsexual

People who have unhealthy, intimate relationships with cell phones.

I miss the club kids of the 90's. I think they've been replaced by zombie apocalyptic Cellularsexuals.

by ElliDoody May 7, 2018

celloing

becoming a zombie and taking over the world through a two step plan

Sorry man, I can’t hang out today. Too busy celloing.

by twostepplan May 22, 2018

Cello

1. A musical instrument which is blown like a dick
2. A nonsensical lyrical device for a man with lazy bars

"She blow that dick like a cello"

by cookedken June 11, 2018