cotton monkey

A small piece of cotton from your boxer shorts that becomes tangled in your sweaty arse hairs and swings around like a monkey in the jungle. Usually found after sport or other strenuous activities. The cheeky buggers often interfere with arse wiping after ones shit.

Thommo had found some mean cotton monkeys when he wiped his arse.

by Tom Purcell April 27, 2005

cattin' it up

Wearing the flashiest street clothes out to the bar and knowing that you will be surrounded by women.

I saw this guy cattin' it up with a shark tooth necklace, some minnetonka moccasins, and a whole horde of hot ladies around.

Rick James was wearing a peacock boa, some leopard tights, and the cape of a wildebeest. Dude was DEF. cattin' it up.

by Cat Corner January 14, 2009

Kissing cotton

When you have go number 2 so bad that the turd is actually poking out of your anus.

Dude, your going to have to pull over at this gas station. I've got to crap so bad that I'm kissing cotton.

by Southbeachstyle September 25, 2008

carton

A cardboard case containing 24 stubbie bottles of beer

Grab a carton of VB and let's watch the Pies cream the Crows

by Davros November 24, 2003

canton, massachusetts

an upper middle class/ lower upper class town located south of Boston. Hockey is the biggest part of the towns identity, as it is their high schools best sport. The town has two ice rinks in it as well.

Dude, Max is sick at hockey.

Yeah, he lives in canton, massachusetts.

Oh, that's why.

by why do u want to know? August 20, 2009

cotton eyed joe

when a man is tested for an std and has a q-tip inserted into his urethra his joe is now cotton eyed

If it wasn't for that dirty slut I would never have experienced a cotton eyed joe!

by not of your goddam business November 18, 2009

cotton master

1. someone who owns cotton pickers.
2. someone who owns someone at something (i.e. a videogame, etc.).

1. during the civil war there were a lot of cotton masters.
2. while playing halo 2, cotton masta sean owned cotton picka allister. or cotton master: "don't you have cotton to be picking?"

by halo 2 cotton masta May 28, 2006