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Kissing cotton

When you have go number 2 so bad that the turd is actually poking out of your anus.

Dude, your going to have to pull over at this gas station. I've got to crap so bad that I'm kissing cotton.

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The scale of where a girl rates in terms of how bad you want to have sex with her. Usually defined between 1-10.

Dude, check out that girl on the treadmill. Would you hit it?

Well of course I would but I give her a bangability factor of 7.

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