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kiddy catcher

someone who goes around in a van, usually white, and catches children. normally uses a net, and tells children about the sweets he has in his/her van.
sometimes called a pedo
"hey kids, do you want to come see my sweets, they're in my van" or
John "hey, look at that mans kiddy catcher net" dave "bet he's going to his van"
by derping chicken December 30, 2011
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Spaf catcher

A derogatory term for either a well used vagina or the open mouth of a drunk lady, which you can use to catch your volitile ejaculate.
'yo dude look at that drunk bitch, she is well up for being a spaf catcher.' or 'Hey George, let us venture to Amsterdam and procure ourselves a filthy spaf catcher.'
by PKAF Phantom UK January 31, 2012
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mango catcher

A pocketbook that is so large you can catch mangos with it.
Girl1 - Hey how do you like my new pocketbook. I got it on sale.

Girl2 - Damn girl, that thing's a mango catcher.
by Jackpipe February 15, 2014
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ranch catcher

My friend doesn't like women anymore. He is becoming a ranch catcher.
by imadethisword2 November 24, 2013
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cop-catcher

The first car in a group of speeding cars. The cop-catcher is the first one to hit the cop's radar at a speed-trap and usually the only one to get a ticket.
Instead of doing 70 in a 65, I can now safely go 80 since this idiot cop-catcher is doing 100!
by CauselessEffect November 25, 2013
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crab catcher

Officer Farva has quite a magnificent crab catcher!
by Karlsays April 26, 2015
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Designated Catcher

A passenger designated to catch Pokemon in place of the driver.
I did not want to play Pokemon Go and drive at the same time so made one of my passengers a "designated catcher" in my place.
by Like a Bosh July 8, 2016
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