cardiac attack

the act of cuffing your hand together and with great force pushing your hands towards someones upper chest area created by a character named "Super Jerk" which appears on the popular internet comics Cyanide And Happiness

Cardiac Attack Shapow!!!

by nutron July 14, 2007

Cardi B

A rapper who can’t even write her own lyrics, and her fandom/fan(s) base cant spell, and very rude to other female rapper such as Nicki Minaj. Cardi B is also known for, dissing Nicki Minaj in an interview, about motorsport. Her fan base considers her the Queen of rap, when she’s only been in the rap game for like a year, (only because she was noticed), and her fan base is mentally unstable.

Person: Hello!
Basic fan: Have you heard Cardi B’s new song?!?!
Person: No...
Basic fan: LISTEN SHES THE QUEEN OF RAP YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING YOUR MENTALLY UNSTABLE GO BACK TO LISTENING NICKI MINAJ YOU HOE
Person: I’ve been listening to Nicki Minaj, you a stupid hoe
Basic fan: *comments on cardi’s new post about a nicki fan, and tell her how much she loves her for clout*

by Jsjdjfjf August 29, 2018

Arizona Cardinals

The NFL's perenial last place team, the Cardinals are a team with a long history, and one that unfortunately includes mostly losing. Established in 1920 as the Chicago Cardinals, they always played second fiddle to the crosstown Bears in the league's early days. The Cardinals generally struggled in their early years, except for a surprising championship in 1925. The team won an NFL championship in 1947 against the Eagles for their only title. They lost the rematch in the 1948 title game, in a low scoring 7-0 matchup. In 1960, the team moved to St. Louis, which did little to change their fortunes. The team had its best years in franchise history in the mid-70s with Jim Hart under center, achieving 3 straight playoff berths from 1974-76. The team also had a playoff berth in the strike shortened 1982 season. However, with the team still a poor franchise and, with St. Louis refusing to pay for a new stadium, the team moved to Phoenix for the 1988 season, first calling themselves the Phoenix Cardinals, then switching to the name Arizona Cardinals in 1994. The team failed to post a .500 season from 1985-97, but finally broke through with a playoff berth in 1998, their most recent postseason apperance. That year, the team went 9-7 and pulled off a 1st round upset of the Cowboys. Since then, the team has returned to its losing ways. However, they are currently building a good offense and their might be hope on the horizon for this team.

"The Arizona Cardinals have pulled up a gigantic playoff upset! In their first postseason apperance in 16 years, the defeat Dallas and are moving on to the next round."

by Sports Info July 7, 2006

St. Louis Cardinals

A team that plays in the city of St. Louis, Missouri. They are the reigning National League champions with one of the best (if not the BEST) in all of sports.

The Cubs are soo bad. Let's watch those Cards beat their brains out.

by cards July 1, 2005

St. Louis Cardinals

2006 World Series Champions.

The St. Louis Cardinals just defeated the Detroit Tigers in the World Series.

by stan21 October 28, 2006

cardoso

Cardoso is commonly a last name full of savages, and some bad ass pott heads.

Grandmother (to grandchild): Little one go find yourself a Cardoso.
Grandchild (to grandmother): Why must I
Grandmother: It's you're destiny...

(Grandmother dies)

by SOLOBURGERR April 24, 2018

Cardiorgasm

The art of having sex for such an extended period of time that you feel as if you have been doing cardio. When the moment finally arrives and then passes, you realize you are a hot mess in need of a shower. Side effects may include chafing and possible rope/rug burns.

It all started off as casual sex with the neighbor, but the next thing we knew it turned into a cardiorgasm.

by Leethl June 17, 2011