Carpet Cunt

Noun: A woman whose vaginal pubic hair is thorn-like (prickly), thereby inducing a fiery, rugburn like effect on the penis.

"fuck man"
"what?"
"I should have listened to you. I fucked the shit out of that carpet cunt last night."
"So..."
"So her prickly bush gave my dick some fucked up rug burn"

by Doorman2k11 October 27, 2011

carpet bagel

An obnoxious or contemptible person, a douche bag. One that has no fucking clue as to what they are doing, but think they do. These individuals are very often Hypocrites.

1. That Democrat is such a carpet bagel.

by naciremalaerA July 10, 2018

Tea Carpeting

Verb: When a girl with a massively unshaven bikini area puts her lady parts in your face, similar to "Tea bagging" in males.

My girlfriend was getting frisky and surprised me during "No shave November" by full on Tea Carpeting me

by Salty17 November 20, 2012

mad cat on carpet

Extreme traction or having lots of grip. Common lingo among gear heads.

Bro, your MX-5 handles like a mad cat on carpet!

by David H Toppston June 7, 2007

carpet crawler

Crack Smoker, possibly of the middle-class, caucasian, club-going, loser variety. The people I heard use this expression won't actually use the word "crack", because - well...denial. It refers to the "end of the buzz" ritual of looking for leftovers to extend the party. Gross.

After Betty's Blue Star, we went to this after hours party, but it was full of carpet crawlers.

by Mr_Doodlebugg January 24, 2004

carpet hole

One of the 100 different ways to say vagina. In this case the vagina has a "carpet," and is thereby not a clean shaven one.

Peppermint P: Come on you extra chromosome totin piss freak. Go on and show Charlie B your carpet hole.
Marcie: F*** no. I like toast!!

by Sammy!! January 17, 2007

Carpet Muncher

1)Term used for lesbians
2)One who likes to eat pussy

Those girls over there are carpet munchers!

by lesbian lingo October 17, 2008