Someone with a huge penis, they are often made fun of by people saying they have a small one, but in fact their penis is bigger than most pornstars. They're normally very clever and a bit of a stalker, but you love them really and their 20" penis.
by EyeOfTheStorm November 27, 2009
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by A_P_U_N_K November 17, 2011
Get the Caleb mug.A hairy boy who is quiet but sometimes talks alot to certain people. Hater of chocolate and loves to poop. His best friend has to be cool cause anyone he talks to is. His best friend is either a hunky male or a beautiful gal.
friend: did u see that girl?
Other friend: id tap that!
Calbert: dude that's my friend
Friends: mineblown dude ur such a calbert
Calbert: freaks
Other friend: id tap that!
Calbert: dude that's my friend
Friends: mineblown dude ur such a calbert
Calbert: freaks
by Gayboy362 January 24, 2014
Get the calbert mug.Calebs are very athletic and typically into basketball. They love dancing like no one's watching even if it embarrasses everyone around them. Most Calebs have dark blonde hair and dazzling blue eyes that you can lose yourself in. They say that they are extroverted when in reality they are introverted but want to be extroverted. They love cuddling but mainly with guys because Calebs are a little shy around girls. It takes a while for Calebs to open up but will be an open book to any girl who shares his particular interests. Calebs are often laid back and use words such as "sweet or "buddy". Once you have a Caleb, make sure to never let him go.
Boy: wow that dude seems super chill and very athletic
Girl: yeah he's a Caleb and I love him
Boy: you are lucky to have come across a Caleb, never let him go
Girl: yeah he's a Caleb and I love him
Boy: you are lucky to have come across a Caleb, never let him go
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Get the caleb mug.An extreme feat of marksman ship, usually in the occurrence of a confirmed rifle kill of 1000+ yards away...with no scope/iron sights.
-"Oh my god, you just Caleb'd the FUCK out of that deer."
-"My god son, you are a true Caleb. Ever heard of 1st Recon?"
-"My god son, you are a true Caleb. Ever heard of 1st Recon?"
by Slawballer June 14, 2011
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