Kill Calamari

When you say that you're going to "kill a calamari" it means that you're going to masterbate...this comes from the popular line "Everytime you masterbate, god kills a calamari".

"I'm going to take a shower and kill a calamari in there"
"I'm a serial calamari killer"

by John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt February 14, 2004

calabrese

Someone from the region of Calabria in Italy. Usually has very bad taste in home decor and clothing, e.g., plastic coverings on chairs, tacky Sicilian carts, 2" acrylic nails, bright pink lipstick.

Mrs. Scuito's new orange blouse with pineapples was classic calabrese.

by mromano July 26, 2005

Calahagamuga

Panamanian for hell, also used as a insult, but mainly in referring to hell.

1. If Rian ever threatens me again i will be forced to damn him to calahagamuga
2. Maybe if rian wasnt so gay he wouldnt have been sent to calahagamuga

by Lakefire February 5, 2005

Calabasas High School

The Designated Spawn site for rich white kids.Your school has Toyota Camrys and Honda Civics, we have Mercedes C300s and BMW 3-Series. Ask anyone from this high school if we have seen Kim Kardashian or Travis Scott because we love letting people who don't live in Calabasas know who we have seen. We get pretty annoying about it. If you go to this school just know you are better than everyone else cuz it is what it is.

Damn did you know Dylan goes to Calabasas High School? Yeah he has a Mercedes and always wears Bass Pro Shops Hats!

by CEOofTheGulag April 20, 2020

Syon Calamari

SYON IS RETTARDEEEDDDD LIKEEE ZAVVIERRRRR

Syon Calamari is kewl kid

by DIG BICK BOIII October 29, 2020

Calmar

A completely bumfucked town in no-mans land north of Dubuque. Everyone there is either cracked out or a complete fuckin hick, or cracked out hicks. It is the most boring place on earth, and there is nothing to do but drink get high and sit around in your houses, cuz everybody outside is fucked up. The people are kind of like zombies except they're cracked out hillbilly zombies, that drive big loud trucks.

The actual town of Calmar, IA or any town in Clayton, Winnishiek, Fayette, or Allamkee county, IA.

by Reuter April 29, 2008

Calamity

A quiet girl at first, she's the epitome of a nerd, glasses and all. Loyalty is extremely important to her, since she's had her heart broken before. Her friends are basically her sisters, all if them protective of each other. This girl will knock out a guy if he cheats on one of her besties, I mean, she's a Taurus, what do you expect? She's good at anything she sets her mind to, very headstrong but also stubborn. She LOVES music, reading, and the ULTIMATE FANGIRL. Good luck trying NOT to get hugged by her, she calls herself clingy but everybody thinks that she's just a cuddle bunny :). Has low self esteem but amazing friends always cheer her up. She has a hard home life but dismisses it with a laugh. Has a record for being the first person to laugh at something. Can be guarded at times. Loves Netflix and movies, but had no sense of fashion. Worst fear: being alone. Is someone who you am count on. Always there for you. Will get anyone to laugh. Can come up with a random topic in a snap. Sarcastic and sly at times. Believes to be undefeated at flappy bird; high score is 4. Loves to sleep and hates haters. Did I mention that she was the ultimate fangirl? Well she is. No artistic abilities whatsoever but amazing at grammar and English. That's about it...

RandomDude 1: that girl Cal is pretty awesome.

RandomDude 2: there's no chance man, she's the ultimate Calamity.

RandomDude 1: unless you're Robbie Kay...

by CalamityCantBeBeat November 5, 2015