california license plate

Also known in California as a tramp stamp. Or target as to where a man would shoot his load.

Damn that bitches tramp stamp is awesome. or Look at the target on her. also known as a california license plate

by TOUC September 5, 2009

Southern California Swagger

Someone who is very relaxed, not involved in drama, good at what he does but not too cocky about it.

Tron-He's dumb nice at baseball, but he is mad cool
Eric- It's his Southern California Swagger.

by CRAZYLEGS#23 May 13, 2009

cali sober

someone who doesn't drink, but smokes weed

"Want a drag?"
"Sure, man."
"Wait, aren't you sober?"
"I'm Cali sober. No alcohol but all the weed I want."

by BruhMoment22 February 8, 2020

People's Republic of California

Quasi-communist state loosely associated with the United States of America. Located South of Oregon and West of Arizona and Nevada. Home of all the fruitcakes and malcontents from the rest of the US. Noted for horrible drivers and a porous border. Largest non-English speaking population in the US. See also Mexifornia and UCSR.

Make sure you get the Spanish version of the driver's handbook, Jorge - and don't forget to thank the People's Republic of California for allowing it.

by Liberalism is a Mental Disorder January 9, 2008

University of California, Redemption

UCR, or University of California, Riverside. In the 21st Century, UCR is less the school for UC Rejects, and more the campus of choice for many highly qualified applicants who may have gotten rejected by other, more selective UCs, but would have otherwise SMOKED college applications in other State Universities across the country.

I didn't get into the UCs of my choice this time, but despite busting my ass in high school, I'm thankful that I got into the University of California, Redemption!

by THEGOLDCOAST April 26, 2011

california king

A self-made man, but overly arrogant and full of himself, highly egotistical, unaware of anything that does not directly relate to him. Has a use-and-throw-away-policy regarding women. Primarily from the sunshine state, but they have been known to migrate.

"What an asshole, he's such a california king!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

california hot patch

When sealing a larger hole in sheet rock, one cuts the desired shape to fill the hole and applies a liberal amount of fast drying "hot" mud or plaster to make it stick in the hole.

Hey Dave, that hole is too large for just a little plaster, so fix it faster and stronger with a California Hot Patch.

by Houdiniology September 3, 2009