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Calling the Bullpen

an act usually performed by girls when they are at a perfectly good party/bar but still need to repeatedly call or text to see if there is something/somewhere "better" they should be;related to calling the bullpen for a better pitcher in Major League Baseball. They even call friends that they know are home to make sure they know they are out at a party so they dont think less of them. They think that they look cool because they have options when actually they look stupid because they are the only ones that are not caught up in the amazing times in front of them.
Jess is forever talking mad loud when she is calling the bullpen. That girl is never allowed on sparks st. again.

Where'd Rachel go? I dunno Jess was calling the bullpen before, I guess the bouncers must not be checking id's so they are going downtown.
by James Street May 1, 2008
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Calling in dead

Getting time off of work by using the imagined death or illness of a family member; usually one not liked such as a mother in law.
Essentially calling in dead is thjs: I can't make it in today, my mother-in-law (grandmother, grandfather, father-in-law, sister-in-law, etc...,) has just died. I'll need a few days.
by Pie'o'Pah January 18, 2010
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Calling coal

When you have no understanding of the subject of conversation and feel you could not be involved. You would call coal.
Bob and Rob are talking incessantly about computers, after 30 minutes of understanding nothing Chris says " I don't get any of this, I'm calling coal"
by Big caboose June 29, 2014
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no ceilings

when a person has no ceilings it means that they are high and plan on getting more high then they have ever been before. most common among urban youth stoners.
jacob: hey shawn whats wrong with dave? he's sketchin out

shawn: oh daves got no ceilings tonight
by 420stoners unite November 19, 2011
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calling card

a way of getting to someone through someone else.

an "in"
could be to do with an 'inside man'
"Tell the pin I want words, Brad is my calling card."
by AQM December 7, 2006
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ceilingcat

Ceiling cat is known to teleport between houses and poke his head through holes in the ceiling to watch people masturbate.

If there's no hole in your ceiling, he'll make one. This is quite controversial as some are led to believe that Jews are trying to steal their ceilings, and then sell the material for profit. But, if Ceiling Cat does not approve of something, he is known to destroy entire planets with his jew killin eye lazers, which is why noone complains.

Ceiling Cat cannot be stopped. But he may be temporarily defeated.

Ceilingcat is also seen as a god, cause he is always above you, the opposite is Basementcat, who is always below you, Basementcat is seen as Satan and he eats your souls
We thank Ceilingcat for our daily nibbles, Amen.
by Raizio March 7, 2009
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calling Jasper

euphemism for smoking marijuana, to be used in work context when you can't outright say it.
After we get off tonight, do you want to call Jasper? I'll meet you by the river.
by djk January 29, 2004
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