Cack

Onomatopoeia for things that sound like:
-The sound a taser makes
-Newton balls
-cheap 90’s toys

“‘Cack’ your taser, they’ll scurry off.”
“The washer’s ‘cacking’ again.”

by anonymous February 10, 2022

Cacked

To get completely destroyed. Similar devastation to getting sandwiched by rocket sleds on rails.

Cacking someone feels like a triple collateral on purpose.

Marco fucking cacked Polo.

GET CACKED!!!

by hdxNihilist February 11, 2022

Cack

The verbiage of the Male gentiles used in the past tense.

How many cacks have you been with this year?

Show me your cack and I won't tell!

by Jaylee Joshua September 20, 2021

Cacked

(Verb, Noun, Adj)

Finished; ended; over; dead; asleep; out of function

“I’m CACKED I can’t go out tonight”
“Dude he got CACKED after the final exam”
“Bro the weed is cacked let’s order”

by Janavi Janakiraman May 29, 2021

BIGGEST CACK EVER

A COCK SO BIG THAT IT CAN DESTROY THE EARTH

BIGGEST CACK EVER

by COKC COKC COKC COKC OKC COMKC May 29, 2021

Cack

A variant of the word "Cock", less likely to get confused with chicken

"Its fruity Friday, pull em' down and lemme suck that cack.

by tyujmnbg May 18, 2023

Cack Jowie

An evil gremlin of a man who WILL destroy your crops and bring pestilence upon your livestock

Oh sweet mother of FUCK cack jowie’s here

by TheyWillFeelIt October 6, 2025