cab syndrome

crusty ass bitch syndrome.

did you see that girl cindy?

get away from her she might give you cab syndrome
"what's that"
"crusty ass bitch syndrome, it's contagious"

by suzivert January 4, 2022

Taxi Cab Drunk

Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.

Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.

Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.

Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!

by Impaler August 27, 2013

crew cab ranger

5 in the pink 2 in the stink. A Reverse minivan

That bitch's ass is so tight! I had to give her a crew cab ranger instead

by Miss Mona February 22, 2025

cab

cunty ass bitch; a way of saying the worst possible insult in the most appropriate way

I finally went to meet her parents and her mother is such a cab.

by Janesaunders October 20, 2015

Cab token

$20 bill used to pay for cabs

"Before we go out, I've got to stop at the ATM and pick up some cab tokens"

by douchsicle November 19, 2011

[Cab]

a prostitute.
they are like cabs because you can get a "ride" for a fee.

Man: yo, do you have a cab for me?
Man 2: you mean a prostitute?
Man:yeah.

by blooandcheese August 11, 2008

CAB

Either a cute or chubby Asian boi

Get yourself a cab

by Beefcake480 June 16, 2019