callena

callena is the most amazing person ever. she is very beautiful and can snatch any man she comes across. callenas have the best fashion sense and use their wonderful charm to get what they wont. if you have a callena as a friend you don't want to lose her coz if you do you will regret you were ever born. callenas have the cutest smiles ever and everyone loves her.

girl1: omg have you seen the new girl
girl2: yes, shes such a callena

by iloveme20 February 12, 2017

collect call

The best way to stay in contact with unloved ones, such as ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, ex-wife, ex-husband, ex-spouse, ex-partner, ex-fuckbuddy, ex-relative and all other least favorite people. Collect calls are the most expensive option for calling, so use a payphone and dial 0 to show your ex-loved one how much you care.

Yo! I made a collect call to my ex from jail and the phone company banged her $30! Revenge ain't cheap!

by NCIC69 September 7, 2006

Edward Cullen

The love interest in Stephenie Meyer's terribly written Twilight "Saga". Edward Cullen has bronze hair at first, but it changes severl times in the books. He's also sparkly, a vampire who doesn't actually drink human blood, and falls in love with the main character Bella, a Mary-Sue if there ever was one. Also the cause of a strange phenomenon I like to call the "Edward Cullen Complex" that causes young men to become wildly insecure because of a fictional character. They may gripe about girls having too high of standards, write lengthy bitter definitions of Edward on Urban Dictionary, and never get laid because of their insecurity.
These are typically the same young boys who look at Maxim, Blender and other trashy magazines, and compare women with the models in them-yet they somehow think being compared to Edward Cullen is unfair. Cute.

Girl "Edward Cullen is sooo hot!"
Guy "It's not fair you expect me to be Edward!"
Girl "It's not fair you expect me to be Brooke Burke."
Guy "I still hate Edward Cullen."

by Indeedit'strue December 27, 2008

tax collector

The very lowest form of human scum. An agent hired by a government to coerce and collect money from innocent people to pay for politically correct social programs.

Matthew was a tax collector and a sinner. The Lord hung out at his place and came under fire from religious people.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

Emmett Cullen

a vampire in the twilight series by stephanie meyer. waaaay hotter then edward, and edward is pretty much amazing all around(;

lives with carlisle, esme, edward and alice cullen, and also with rosalie and jasper hale.

rosalie is his soul mate.

emmett cullen is definitely better then edward. sorry(:

by anothertwilightfan December 17, 2008

collector

1. Someone who accumulates objects, such as antiques, trading cards or coins as a hobby.

1. A person who demands money from a borrower or credit card holder who has defaulted on paying the amount lent to them; communication is either done by phone or letter.

1. My neighbor is the biggest collector of luxury cars.

2. The more your dues, the easier the bill collector will find you.

by nottooimportant January 4, 2007

Collector

A girl who collects guys she doesn’t intend to date. A girl who ‘calls dibs’ on guys. A girl who pretends to be interested in multiple guys because she enjoys the attention.

Girl A: Hand’s off, bitch! Bobby is mine!
Girl B: You are such a collector!

by SARS1027 October 31, 2008