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nipple cripple

A game when you click a not properly working lighter on your friends nipple. Sometimes the lighter may light up (and so does your friends life), sometimes they don't.

It's like Russian roulette but with nipples and lighters instead of heads and guns.
Anish and Dipanshu played nipple cripple last night, in which Anish burned all of Dipanshu's chest hair.
by raju_LundunWale June 9, 2018
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crippled nipples

the double d's become slightly lower than usual. like grandma's.
by mitchell n tyre January 19, 2023
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Cripple Crush

The act of a big bitch riding a guy who's legs have been paralyzed.
Wheelchair guy: Hey Peter, Jenny's big ass gave me a cripple crush last night
by StevenJobs420 October 27, 2023
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Poach Cripple

A joke term to compare someone whose leg(s) has been injured and needs crutches, a wheelchair, or another alternative tool to help them move to a poached egg or a chicken without a head.
Jason: What's up poach cripple?

Arron: For the last time, stop calling me that!

Jason: Stand up and face me! Oh wait, you can't.
by daload November 14, 2023
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Crippling

by PandaTaco January 2, 2023
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cripple cab

a cripple cab is a group or a bunch of cripples in a car
op there's a cripple cab
by pppoopoocheck123456 January 5, 2023
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Crippled stoner

A stoner that has a full on head cold, tries to smoke their greens but can't get the high feeling. The sickness just takes away the joy of smoking. Not really a cripple.
Jeez, I wanna get high but I'm too sick to even smoke. I feel like a crippled stoner.
by Shortstuff419 January 12, 2023
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