CPU

Today, often mistaken for the entire computer, case and all. CPU is NOT the entire computer but is the Central Processing Unit. It is the brain of computer executing tasks and telling the other components what to do. Mainly manufactured by AMD and Intel. the speed of the processor is measured in GHZ or MHZ (Gigahertz & Megahertz) for now anyway.

I recently upgraded my computers CPU from and AMD 2500+ (~1.8ghz)to a pentium IV 3.0 GHZ processor but I didn't notice much of a diffrence until I got some more RAM.

by Jinto November 13, 2005

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CPT

Compton, California. Many people will sometimes refer to Compton as "The CPT." It is an abbreviation for Compton and has been mentioned by rappers in various songs.

"I found some fine ass hoes in the CPT today!"

"We're gonna cruise the CPT in my 64!"

"Time to gangbang in the CPT motherfucka!"

by IceWarm October 10, 2004

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cpap woody

The incredibly hard, eye popping, blue vein throbber of a hard-on reached during the air pressure ramp up cycle of a CPAP sleep apnea machine.

Example sentence: although the cpap's face mask ruled out the possibility of a Tahitian face maskbefore bed, Allison did enjoy riding that uber CPAP woody in reverse cowgirl while redirecting a queef out her ass

by h0wl1n6w0lf May 10, 2016

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cpmv

Club Penguin Music Video

Gained popularity during Club Penguin's hayday, where players would record their penguin-avatar 'singing' a particular song, add video effects, and upload to YouTube.

Penguin #1: "Hey, did you see that new song's CPMV?
Penguin #2: "Yeah! It was great!"

by VERSAILLE October 21, 2018

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