cppkie 

You might wanna check your spelling again

Hey let’s look up cppkie out of boredom!

Ok but I think you meant cookie-

cppkie by how did you find this September 29, 2021

cppkie 

I’m surprised your auto correct didn’t actually work! Now you might be wandering- WHY THE HELL IS THERE A DEFINITION FOR THIS? Well I accidentally typed this myself and felt like defining it so, yeah. Next time, check your spelling please

John’s text message: let’s grab cppkies!
Joan’s text message: 1st off, you meant cookies, right? 2nd off, STOP TURNING OFF AUTO CORRECT PLEASE!
John’s text message: oops, sorry. I meant cookies. I’ll turn on auto correct again

cppkie by Nobody reads this except you- September 29, 2021

cpokie 

I already made the definition for cppkie but this typo needs auto correct and you need new fingers I can’t believe someone actually messed up this badly holy shit-

John’s text message: cpokies again? Pleaaaase?
Joan’s text message: *gif of raising eyebrows*
John’s text message: sorry, sorry- cookies. I’ll turn on autocorrect again.

cpokie by Nobody reads this except you- September 29, 2021