I’m surprised your auto correct didn’t actually work! Now you might be wandering- WHY THE HELL IS THERE A DEFINITION FOR THIS? Well I accidentally typed this myself and felt like defining it so, yeah. Next time, check your spelling please
John’s text message: let’s grab cppkies!
Joan’s text message: 1st off, you meant cookies, right? 2nd off, STOP TURNING OFF AUTO CORRECT PLEASE!
John’s text message: oops, sorry. I meant cookies. I’ll turn on auto correct again
I already made the definition for cppkie but this typo needs auto correct and you need new fingers I can’t believe someone actually messed up this badly holy shit-
John’s text message: cpokies again? Pleaaaase?
Joan’s text message: *gif of raising eyebrows*
John’s text message: sorry, sorry- cookies. I’ll turn on autocorrect again.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!