corporate frisk

v. to "risk" your job while getting busy at work with a hot co-worker in a risque place... say a janitor's closet?

guy #1: My job may be on the line but the sex with that hot new secretary was totally fucking worth it.

Guy #2: No fucking way man, Miri that hot new Latino chick? Where?

Guy #1: In our bosses office on top of the fax machine, I'm positive we faxed pics of our asses to everyone in our building...talk about a Corporate Frisk!

*Guys high five and disperse*

by makingNEWnotches March 28, 2010

corporate andy

Someone who is all for the company. Conformist. "Yes boss, I'll pick up your dry cleaning". Always starts a sentence with the word "well".

That guy is such a corporate Andy. Brown nosing the boss again.

by YMYLYB May 14, 2015

corporate hug

A hug that is formal, light, and brief in nature while making as little contact as possible.

She gave the bankers a corporate hug to welcome them to the office.

by @sps March 2, 2017

corporal carpet

An individual that lives on the edge, isn't afraid to put his life on the line for the trippy hallucinations that an illegal substance may cause.

Dude, he was taking Xans like they were tic-tacs last night, he is such a corporal carpet!

by duemoturion June 4, 2017

corporate tongues

The regurgitation of corporate jargon and buzz words in order to fit in with you corporate peers.

When I asked Julie a question on our zoom meeting, she asked me if “ we could take this off line and circle back when she could wrap her head around this.” She then told me “she would be out of pocket and in the meantime if I could email her a high lever, view from 50,000 feet, so when she comes back into the office she can be laser focused on the issue.” I have no idea what she was talking about because she was speaking in corporate tongues.

by Grimmy46 March 3, 2022

Corporate Handbag

A partner to a business event, often referred to a professional male accompanying the VIP female.

"Hey man, didn't expect to see you here are the business awards. How did you get a ticket?"

" Didn't get an invite, Tonight I'm the corporate handbag."

by Harry Foodtech July 1, 2009

Corporate Philanthropist

Someone who does work to enrich a company that he doesn't actually work for or gets paid by in the middle of the night, on the weekend and/or on his day off with out home of finacial reward or recognition.

None come to mind. corporate philanthropist

by Sancho Panda October 18, 2009