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Marty Cooke

Loves himself a good corndog and looks like one too. He has thighs as big as a table and looks like he is straight out of the cold cut meat section of your local grocery store. Also loves himself some toes.
“Why are my toes wet”
Marty Cooke must have gotten to ya”
by 420WankSauce February 14, 2019
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she cooked a dead guy

What the Japanese advertisement of giga puddi sounds like 15 seconds into the song
puddi puddi puddi puddi she cooked a dead guy puddi puddi
by ChessRaven42 May 3, 2020
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Anti-Cooder

Bob says I like eat a good pussy but Johnny doesn’t, He’s an anti-cooder.
by Jbbjanticooder June 24, 2020
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rising choker

Dj Steve’s favourite blazing method
What’s your favourite blazing method?

Probably rising choker
by Topshgger April 17, 2023
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Triple Coke Choker

This is regarded as one of the most dangerous three-person sex acts in the world. It begins with the female partner on her back, legs spread. The first male partner then inserts an entire two-liter bottle of Coca-Cola into the woman's vagina. He then raises the woman's hips so that the coke begins to drain into her vagina, while simultaneously performing anal sex on her. When the bottle is completely empty, the second male partner begins performing vaginal sex on the woman, so that as much coke as possible remains in her vagina. The first male partner then slowly lifts the woman so that the coke leaks out around the second male partner's penis. The two male partners then switch roles and repeat this process.
"How was your three-way last night?" "It was rough. Ezekiel wanted to do a triple coke choker, but all we had was diet Pepsi."
by Alexander's Horse May 24, 2017
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Cooked

To be cooked;
When someone has caused obvious brain trauma due to over usage of illicit substances. They have "cooked" their brain.
"That bitch is cooked, I haven't seen her in weeks and she just lost her shit at me over nothing!"
by myladythemistress January 20, 2010
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Neha Cocker

one who moans in their sleep
i was neha cockering in my sleep last night and every1 thought i was having sex with myself LOL
by lehurr March 20, 2008
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