Interface Of A User (Consumer Electronics)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know ow the spartan prayer and are addicted to personal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Interface Of A User (Consumer Electronics)...

by PaulBlackthorneIsGíselePelicot January 24, 2025

If your parents consumed your product

Wrong!

Hym "If your parents consumed your product and you're a pornstar then it would be like incest-adjacent. Your argument is basically 'Well, you let that other guy fuck you! Would you let your brother fuck you? What about your dad? Therefore sex is wrong.' So no."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2025

Acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods

Might be an interesting thing to write on a job application if you used to shoplift for a living...

"My primary work experience centered around the acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods."

by Anonymouse Donor October 26, 2020

Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

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😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

consumies

They are like your "homies" who have mental health issues. They are your friends who you can commiserate with. They are your peer counsellors.

Cindy was chilling with her consumies. She took a lithihum prozac cocktail and talked about her issues.

by Michelle Herring September 16, 2007

consumptionious

Term used in lieu of 'efficiency' by stupid Dagenham Motors (Ford) car salesman, who don't know how to wield their language let alone their job.

Salesman: "the 1.6TD is more fuel consumptionious than the 1.8TD, innit."
Normal Person: "Do you mean the 1.6 is more fuel efficient?"
Salesman: "yeah, dats it."
Jan 2011, Essex

by chopsuk January 12, 2011