saturated cloth

When you have the most horrific diarrhoea and you don't quite make it to the toilet. As opposed to "touching cloth" with a regular shit.

Gerard: how you feeling?
Andy: Bad, got the shits
Gerard: did you make it or were you touching cloth?
Andy: nah, more like Saturated cloth with this one. A bit like when a rhino goes for a dip in a lake.

by Wolfpack2011 July 9, 2020

saturated cloth

When your undergarments are damp with the seepage of your irregular bowl movements.

Hey tomi, I’ve been tooting all evening and my crack is proper moist. I’ve got a proper saturated cloth down there... want to smell?

by 1102kcapfolw July 9, 2020

Clothes Call

When you almost poop your pants but get to the bathroom in the nick of time. This is typical for the day after a long night of drinking, chili eating or hot dog eating competition.

Dude that was such a clothes call. I barely got to sit down before I started pooping!

by MoreDumbStuff August 20, 2017

clothed sensuality

A form of titillation that revolves around stimulating the target's imagination without nudity.

That office secretary has some serious clothed sensuality going on with that loose blouse and messy ponytail.

by Epikalountai February 19, 2014

sleepin clothes

Some rad PJ's man

Friend: "I'm gonna put on some sleepin clothes!"
You: "diddly darn it's bout to be lit!"

by Wallpaperisrad January 23, 2017

skimpy clothing

Loosely worn clothing. Often to big or to small. Used as a sexual way. To attracted by showing parts of your body.

Look! I can see that curvy girls boobs because her bikini is is loose! Man do I want to f**k her bad, so bad I'm getting hard just thinking about it! Oh I just love skimpy clothing!

by That hot chick January 27, 2014

Neomodern clothes

The type of clothes the people in the neomodern movement wear. There are diferent styles but the one thing they have in common is that they differ greatly from modern clothing.

The most popular clothes are togas like those worn by the ancient greeks and romans, and other clothes are of the style that looks like it came right of , "connan the barbaran", and others are what is termed porn clothes or in other words what some people wear in porn films before they take them off.
The one thing that these clothes say is, " I am not part of the modern world".

Dig those neomodern clothes.

by Judge dredd7 June 28, 2011