Mongolian love clutch

a sexual position where a man is having anal sex with someone from behind and while inside his partner he punches them in the back of the head and knocks them unconscious. this makes their rectum tighten up and is supposed to increase the pleasure

so i heard you had sex with Deborah last night
yeah shes a total freak. i gave her the mongolian love clutch

by Momo10 May 16, 2010

Clutch Muffin

After someone gets a clutch on a game of Call Of Duty. That player gets a clutch muffin.

Person 1:OOHHHH 1Vs5 CLUTCH!!!!!!!

Person 2:You get a clutch muffin!!! YUM

by Francisco The Robot August 25, 2010

Clutterbucked

Getting really drunk, fucked up from way too many shots of hard booze.

How many patron shots did we do last night? I was straight clutterbucked.

by Kjlonz June 15, 2011

Clutch Gene

A Special gene in the human body that gives a person such unimaginable power, that it feels like their cheating. Whether it be athletic ability, smarts or just natural skill, one with the Clutch Gene shall have an overwhelming increase in whatever ability they need in the moment.

“Dude, hes got a Clutch Gene, he just cant miss!”

by Bleeck September 15, 2020

clutch

key, perfect, appropriate

a-"Emily, that is so clutch!"
e-"You need to define that for me."
a-"I did, and now it's on urban dictionary."
e-"oh, urban dictionary is so clutch."

by eziekiel November 3, 2006

clutterfuck

a big, old, crazy-disorganized mess. some may compare to clusterfuck but clutterfuck is a bigger commodity, as a cluster is a small mass of a mess or mishap and a clutter is a bigger, disorganized mess.

Rush hour traffic is such a clutterfuck!

by herren March 30, 2009

Clutmallet

A croquet mallet used to stimulate a clut. Used because of the vast girth required to fulfill the sexual needs of a clut.

The only way that clut gets off is with a clutmallet.

by Bo Monte-Carlo September 6, 2009