Chap in hand

Male masturbation. A term most prevalently used by members of the British upper-middle class.

The term 'chap' was used by their parents during their infancy, as the word 'Penis' was considered too vulgar.

"I tell you what Bertie, today's been monstrous. I can't wait to get home tonight so I can get chap in hand."

by Tooting Sigh August 10, 2018

Chape

A person with no class, no standards, or a general lack of common sense. A mix between a swollen chimp and a ape who has no physical attributes. Has no book or street smarts. Plays online all day and thinks they're the shit. Boy or girl. Makes too many group chats on Instagram. Has a consent feeling of itching under back fat rolls. Poopy head and dad is a virgin

Kyle was talking about politics but bitch can't even get a victory royal like bruh you're a chapel.

by j0_p0ynter June 29, 2020

Chaperone

Someone that supervises.

Ashton was always getting shushed by her chaperone, she hated it.

by The Original Agahnim January 4, 2022

midget chap-sack

A sack full of midgets in sequin suits and ass-less chaps; mainly used as a weapon

I'm about to pull a midget chap-sack out on that asshole if he don't stop!

DON'T MAKE ME GET MY MIDGET CHAP-SACK!

by Wicked Muppet Ryda July 31, 2011

Sistine Chapel

Just like the Eiffel Tower, where two guys hi-five while both being pleasured by one female, the Sistine Chapel includes one more female. Both couples are in doggy style, with the girls making out in the middle, and since the guys are too far apart to hi-five, they instead resort to a finger tip touch, much like God and Adam.

"Did you hear about the orgy last night? Corey and Tyler totally pulled off the Sistine Chapel with Kendall and Bella last ."

by WP-Brotein January 25, 2016

chapin girls

Chapin girls are very intelligent. Don't believe anything you hear from those brearley girls that are just jealous. Brearley girls actually have time to watch Amerca's Next Top Model and watch their person pose for pictures; Chapin girls, on the other hand, don't have time to watch this show and are using their time wisely studing for tests.

Chapin girls are intelligent, strong, and good-looking.

by Hidje December 9, 2008

Chapaskian

The religion of the Chapman and Wagasky family. It is the best religion out there. Many people have wished of having a the perfect religion and this is it. Created by Katie and Ryan.

I heard the Chapaskians are pretty awesome.

by chapasky July 26, 2010