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Cheesecaking

The act of standing in front of an individual who is in a sitting or laying down position, and catching them by surprise by dropping your pants, spreading your cheeks and flatulating in close vicinity of the face.
Kirk's favorite prank to his unsuspecting victim's was a good old fashioned Cheesecaking.

"Hey! How'd you get those Morgan Freeman moles?"

"Oh, that's just the aftermath of a cheesecaking."
by Karmaxp0p0 November 6, 2019
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Cheesecake

A person that is Part Caucasian and Part Ashkenazi-Jew
Did you know that that guy who always expresses deep hatred towards Jews is actually a Cheesecake?
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Cheesecake

Used in reference to marijuana by well-off suburban western Canadian kids so as to avoid being found out by their helicopter parents and teachers. Classically coined in 2013 when a class-famous 8th-grade stoner said that to him, weed tastes like cheesecake.

The idea was highly successful, allowing for many otherwise highly-parented teens to skirt their parent's radar and get high.

Its modern day use-case is mostly nostalgic; however, it is not uncommon to find it used in the realm of worried girlfriends and wives.
How it was coined:

Some kid: I love getting high, but weed tastes like shit. It's like all of the bad parts of hotdog meat.

Class-famous stoner: Nah man, weed tastes amazing. It's just like cheesecake.

Example Sentence:

Kid: Hey dude, I got some cheesecake at lunch today. Want to come over for a sleepover this weekend to eat it?

Kid's Friend: Yeah man, sure. I could get high.
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Cheesecake

(verb) The act of steering a possibly dangerous conversation to another topic by talking about something unrelated.
“They were talking about politics so I cheesecaked the conversation.”
by lizardlump December 18, 2017
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Mississippi Cheesecake

a foursome between rich white folk that involves cheesecake, raspberries, and blueberries thrown in the middle of them by a designated bystander.
we had so much fun at the dinner party, we decided to have a Mississippi Cheesecake.
by Alabama negro April 21, 2017
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Rasberry Cheesecake

You fuck a girl on her period without a rubber, cum in her then eat her out. When you finish your face looks like you just ate a Rasberry Cheese cake.
My friend Murphy told me he fucked a girl on her period then ate her out, when he was done he looked like he won a Rasberry Cheesecake eating contest.
by SnailFarmer May 7, 2017
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urinary cheesecake

What people in Japan call Urinal Cakes
Be careful not to pee on the urinary cheesecake or else you will be splashed with pee
The urinary cheesecake is blue
by Billiam Beaver April 19, 2018
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