Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

astonishment, suprised amazement, wow! You don't say! Well, I'll be.

Joe: After five years of being on welfare, I finally landed a job.
Marcy: Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

by Dogs! May 17, 2010

Butter Bang

To screw someone with a stick of butter.

I learned what a butter bang was. My innocence had been broken by a harmless stick of butter and I vowed to break the men who broke me. - (National Lampoon's Movie Madness)

by jestingrabbit February 6, 2012

Butter Beat off

Used to reference a person jacking off a guy through a hole under a bucket of popcorn at a movie theater.

Girl: What size popcorn should I get?
Guy: Large. You’re about to give me a butter beat off.

by Let’sNot November 18, 2020

Grundle Butter

Grundle (Aka-Trundle) being the area between your balls and your asshole.
Butter being...butter

Grundle Butter is greasy Sweat that gathers in the Grundle region, Semi-transparent in color with a refreshing odor.

SFM-Trundle Butter

"Why is Steves asshole wet?"

"Thats just his Grundle Butter."

"Poor Bastard"

by XPR November 30, 2004

churning crotch butter

Masturbation, particularly of the male genitalia

He got a blister on his thumb from churning crotch butter too often

by djslut September 20, 2005

peanut butter guts

a car or truck with tan leather interior.

My boy got a new ride, pearl white with peanut butter guts

by Rixter July 17, 2006

lung butter

A phrase used to describe that nasty greenish/yellow goo that smokers cough up in the morning.

Man i coughed up a sticky wad of lung butter this morning, i gotta quit smoking.

by My arms Your hearse May 8, 2004