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highly attracted to alternative women, skinny baddies, and any girl with a history of making questionable life choices.
Usually found vibing to underground music, covered in tattoos, and somehow always in a situationship. Has an uncanny ability to make girls rethink their entire existence after one deep conversation at 3 AM.
Frequently seen cruising on a longboard through city streets or disappearing on spontaneous road trips with nothing but a backpack and a vague plan. Probably owns a film camera, listens to music you've never heard of, and somehow convinces people to drop everything and travel with him.
His Instagram is a chaotic mix of blurry travel photos, deep quotes, and hyperfixations that last exactly two weeks. Runs purely on caffeine, impulse decisions, and undiagnosed ADHD with a side of tism. Will ghost you for three months and then show up like nothing happened.
Constantly oversharing on IG stories, but it’s mostly reposts of goth baddies, niche memes, and whatever underground song is currently ruining his life. One day it’s a deep existential rant, the next it’s a spam of tattooed women in fishnets with captions like "me n who?"
highly attracted to alternative women, skinny baddies, and any girl with a history of making questionable life choices.
Usually found vibing to underground music, covered in tattoos, and somehow always in a situationship. Has an uncanny ability to make girls rethink their entire existence after one deep conversation at 3 AM.
Frequently seen cruising on a longboard through city streets or disappearing on spontaneous road trips with nothing but a backpack and a vague plan. Probably owns a film camera, listens to music you've never heard of, and somehow convinces people to drop everything and travel with him.
His Instagram is a chaotic mix of blurry travel photos, deep quotes, and hyperfixations that last exactly two weeks. Runs purely on caffeine, impulse decisions, and undiagnosed ADHD with a side of tism. Will ghost you for three months and then show up like nothing happened.
Constantly oversharing on IG stories, but it’s mostly reposts of goth baddies, niche memes, and whatever underground song is currently ruining his life. One day it’s a deep existential rant, the next it’s a spam of tattooed women in fishnets with captions like "me n who?"
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A walking contradiction with a Ram truck, a golf obsession, and the spelling skills of a broken Etch A Sketch. Bryson proudly drives a Ram over a Ford—not for performance, but because he’s a few brain cells short of a group project.
Known for popping out kids like it’s a competitive sport—some say he’s trying to build a football team, others say he just forgets what birth control is. Loves golf but thinks “par” is just short for “party,” and he’s definitely addicted to alcohol but claims he just “likes the taste of bad decisions.”
Gambles not to win, but for the thrill of losing, and laughs at things that aren’t funny like it’s a personality trait. Possibly unwell, definitely entertaining.
Known for popping out kids like it’s a competitive sport—some say he’s trying to build a football team, others say he just forgets what birth control is. Loves golf but thinks “par” is just short for “party,” and he’s definitely addicted to alcohol but claims he just “likes the taste of bad decisions.”
Gambles not to win, but for the thrill of losing, and laughs at things that aren’t funny like it’s a personality trait. Possibly unwell, definitely entertaining.
“Bryson just triple-bogeyed, cracked a beer at 9 AM, and laughed for five minutes at a street sign that said ‘Dickerson.’ I’m worried… but also not surprised.”
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