Bed brushing

Lazy brushing of da hair on da bed

I made a new thing, bed brushing.

by Killakatniss April 21, 2021

Pussy-Branching

A man that has a relationship with a woman, but is always looking to up his situation with another woman.

Mark is pussy-branching is way to a new car!

by Seasoned monkey brancher April 1, 2024

Tree branching

When you’re having a conversation or telling a story and get off topic.

I keep tree branching and forgot what I wanted to say.

by Choxy January 19, 2025

The Breaching Whale Maneuver

The moment of relief experienced by the person giving head under the covers when they fling off the covers and take a glorious deep breath before returning to their feast.

He timed the breaching whale maneuver so that he could also catch that one Aragorn scene in LOTR that was still playing on the TV.

by Isildurs bane March 22, 2026

Tusk Brushing

The act of using your mustache to clean or floss another's mustache or teeth.

Generally used amongst men in remote locations. Does not necessarily denote sexual orientation. Often times accompanied by various walrus noises.

I caught Rick Tusk Brushing Garrett in their tent after our day of hunting.

by Nom Bombulus December 29, 2025