andrew brinton

andrew brinton is a hansom, strong on the inside and short usually brown hair.

he is so andrew brinton

by ben. mozirerse July 28, 2017

Ansley Branton

Bestest friend in the whole world, so pretty and the funnest person to be with. I’m never bored with her and I wanna be bffs for life.

“Hey ykow ansley branton-“
“What about her bitch you better not say shit ab her or I’ll rock your shit.”

by noahbunny13 March 4, 2022

Troy Bronson

A mysterious and secretive Los Angeles-based model and actor who keeps his personal life private and only reveals his artistic side to the public. He is rumoured to be dating a Swedish supermodel and has a loyal fanbase across the globe on social media platforms.

Example: "Who is Troy Bronson dating? He is so Troy Bronson about it."

by pacificshell50 June 22, 2023

Linguini Brentonara

Linguini with clams, white wine and spicy Italian sausage.

Cooked for a friend who is so Brissed to the eyeballs that he doesn't recognise his own name in the dish title.
Finally this is explained to him and he delights in his own stupidity.

Brenton - 'Mate, I googled linguini Brentonara and got donuts.'
Micky - 'For fuck sake, I made the name up......BRENTON.'

by Laz November 12, 2023

Hansjörg Brenton

An alias for a talented Chess Player; specifically a Norwegian Grandmaster meant to bring players such as Magnus Carlsen to mind.

P1: Did you hear about Hansjörg Brenton's latest game?
P2: I though he wasn't real...
P1: That doesn't mean he isn't real in my heart! "sobs*

by Hansjörg Brenton (IGM) April 27, 2024

Sleepy Brontosaurus

Someone who is unreasonably tired/sleepy all the time.

I'm already tired. Can we go to bed?
But we haven't even gotten off the driveway!
That doesn't change the fact that I am one sleepy brontosaurus.

by KomodoKrap January 30, 2025

Steamy Bronson

The act of diahrreahing into a plastic bag, putting it into a sock, and beating someone with it until the bag breaks

Did you hear jordan gave austyn a steamy bronson?

by Silly willy 69 October 11, 2025