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Broken Heart 

That feeling when someone you love and care about breaks up with you and breaks your heart. It's a stinging feeling inside and you might feel full of crap. It is the most hurtful thing to do to a girl because most girls are sensitive and don't like it when their heart is broken. I think when someone breaks your heart, it feels like your going to die and you have lost the man/girl for you. You will not want to date anyone else until you know it's the right time and when you have gotten over it. If a girl breaks up with a man, he is probably cool with it because they didn't really love you. If a guy breaks up with a girl they are not cool with it and want to get back together. I will never want my boyfriend to break my heart. I know he wont anyways because he cares about me and wont cheat on me like other boys would(PLAYERS). I know if he would break up with me I would be in crying flames. Because, I love him. His name is Mikey. And if you ever read this Mikey you probably know who I am and I wanna just let you know is that I love you. I love you like you love me Mikey. Don't ever break my heart. I love you.
MIKEY:Hey **(not saying my name)**, I have to break up with you. I'm sorry.

******: But why? Did I do anything?

MIKEY:It's because everyone is picking on me because I'm dating a smarter person than me

******: But, who cares what other people think?

MIKEY: I do. Sorry.

******: Well you should be sorry! YOU JUST BROKE MY HEART! **THINKS: I have a broken heart now....**

MIKEY: *SIGH*

**That was an example of what could happen with me and my boyfriend(Possibly yours)**

Broken Pocket 

John: Does Jerry have any money?
Kelvin: Nah he got broken pockets
Broken Pocket by Pholo August 9, 2016

broken unicorn 

When you jerk a guy off and then snap his dick in half.
Bro 1: Dude what's wrong?
Bro 2: A girl pulled a broken unicorn on me last night. Just bummed my dick will be crooked forever.
broken unicorn by Brokenunicorn December 31, 2016

Broken Ass 

A very sore ass from a long sex marathon after not seeing someone for a long period of time
It was hard to work on Monday with my broken ass after 24 hours of sex with someone I haven't seen in a bit.
Broken Ass by Sunshine D March 20, 2017

Broken Jaw 

Receving head that does not result in busting a nut. Oral copulation only without orgasm.

May be a result of limp dick, bad oral skills of the giver, impotence, getting interrupted, etc.
Rachel sucked me last night but she’s so bad at it I only got broken jaw.

My mom walked in on Tina and I and let’s just say it ended with broken jaw.

I was so drunk and limp last night Carla could only give me broken jaw.
Broken Jaw by Eaton Holgoode February 17, 2018

Broken Hearing Aid 

When performing the act of coitus (fucking) the male pulls out before ejaculation, grabs his partner by the head and cums in his partner's ear canal. While the recipient is cleaning the semen out (as will be the inntial reaction) the male then punches them in the very same ear. The load of cum in the ear makes it hard to hear and the punch causes a ringing effect....hence "broken hearing aid" (I came up with it, but would never do it)
This girl I dragged home from the bar is a dirty little slut, and since I have virtually no respect for womankind or myself, I thought "hey, why not give her a 'broken hearing aid' to make her feel completely un-loved and worthless like pretty much all the other men have done in her life!"...so I did.
Broken Hearing Aid by p1zl3 January 3, 2007