Brock

an extremely attractive guy thats tan, tall, cute smile, perfect body, brown eyes, and short hair. is often sarcastic and makes random jokes. super hilarious. is very fun to be around. very interesting individual. not your average, everyday guy. different but in a good way. a loyal friend/boyfriend. not afraid to speak his mind or be himself. not always on the talkative side but hes a good listener and always there when you need him. doesnt like people. makes fun of everything and everyone. insecure about certain things. not an open guy if your not close to him. a real challenge to get to know but once you do hes an amazing guy with an amazing heart,but he hides it behind his cocky personality. good taste in music. he also knows how to treat a girl right, and is a good kisser. hes just all around amazing even if he doesnt know it yet. hes the reason to get up in the mornings. cant live without this kid. hes super lovable underneath it all. he demands patience but any girl would be lucky to have him, who knows, you might even fall in love with him... ;)

I'm glad to have a Brock in my life.

by unicornsrule April 25, 2011

Brock Obama

Brock Obama is the lulziest politician ever. He trolls pedophiles that cant take a joke, and racist kids who think Justin Bieber is god. He started Brockism, the only religion that matters. He is your president, and you need not question him.

Remember when Brock Obama dominated Jared Milton? It was like if Mike Tyson fought an infant.

by limitedclown July 28, 2011

Isaac Brock

1. Great, existential genius of a lyricist, songwriter, and guitar player.
2. Notorious for being a huge fucking dick.

"Dude, I actually met Isaac Brock after the Modest Mouse show. What a huge dick! What's that guy's flippin' deal?!"

by a dodus. October 19, 2004

broccolus

Singular of the word "broccoli"

Go eat a broccolus, it's good for you.

by setaks January 3, 2008

Brochaso

Colombian slang. Related to sex. When a man slaps his penis on a vagina or ass hole without putting it in.

Antonio: I gave my maid a brochaso.
Luis: Do you think she may be pregnant?
Antonio: I hope not, I'm gay

by Pami December 11, 2010

Brocrastinate

To play beer pong and/or otherwise bro out when you have homework that you should be doing.

I was going to write my essay, but then I decided to crack a couple of nattys and brocrastinate.

by Dr.Potatoes September 27, 2010

broccoli

broccoli is a very special stuffed animal because he is very soft and is a crowd-pleaser. Broccoli is a celeb since many of my friends know and love him.

broccoli loves getting attention

by pop off kween November 13, 2020