ugly blockers

The big ass glasses girls wear that cover half their face, and all of their ugliness.

I was walking down the street checking out this fly girl when she took off her glasses. I said damn bitch you need to put those ugly blockers back on and cover up that pile of crap you call a face.

by The Foxe February 7, 2008

rock blocker

any person or persons such as a parent, grandparent, religious group, etc. that prevents one from listening to or participating in rock music in any of its forms.

Dude: That song on the radio is pretty good. Who sings it?

Lame: That song is by Alice in Chains. Don't they worship Satan? Why don't you listen to some gospel music?
turns off radio

Dude:What a rock blocker...

by mr.benzedrine July 3, 2009

Cock Blocker

a guy/gurl who is a punk ass that stops a person from getting someones number or hooking up with them,also an annoying person who doesnt leave u alone when ur havin conversation with some one

neo ur a tru cock blocker

by Phantom October 11, 2003

mega blocks

legos for poor people

rich boy:do you have legos
poor boy:no,but i have mega blocks
rich boy:mega what?
poor boy:never mind lets go to the park
rich boy:the what?
poor boy: you know what? go away!

by legofrenzy7 December 15, 2012

blocked

What happens when you violently anger/scare/annoy someone over IM.

Person 1: "I love you..."
Person 2: "I *heart* you too."
Person 3: "Ok you guys are so blocked..."

by Angry Salamander December 28, 2005

Puberty blockers

Symptoms may include: Brain development stopping, depression, a sense of dread at all times, suicidal thoughts, lack of understanding yourself, suicide attempts and ect.

Person: Puberty blockers are child abuse

by Yourguyfromthebsr April 15, 2022

cock-blocked

1. when a guy who is interacting with a cute girl hoping to get ahead sexually is blocked from taking it farther by someone or something

2. either devine intervention, karma or poor luck preventing a guy from getting laid or succeeding sexual with a girl.

3. when a friend of either the guy or girl prevents the two from hooking up

I can't believe you just fucking cock-blocked me you prick, your like a cock-blocking dog that just pops up a the worst moment to fucking kill someones chance's of fucking scoring!

by calaco October 15, 2011