The Berlin Funnel

A metaphorical process that many privileged expats - often from countries like Australia or France- who move to Berlin for the vibes. It describes the predictable trajectory of initial excitement and exploration, often characterized by partying and casual drug use, which escalates over time. Many find themselves burned out after a couple of years, losing their sense of purpose, and ultimately leaving Berlin more confused than when they arrived.

They treat the city as a disposable playground, diving into its nightlife and drug culture with little regard for its actual residents or community. Many of these expats identify as leftists and engage in performative activism but fail to acknowledge their role in contributing to gentrification and other systemic issues.

They’re totally in the Berlin Funnel—moved here for the vibes, started partying every weekend, and now they don’t even remember why they came.

by Zeggy-Stardust December 27, 2024

Double Berthing

When you let two ships into the same dock.
(When you put two penises in the same hole)

“Did you hear about Lisa’s threesome?”

“Yeah I heard she’s into double berthing, needed two guys to do the job”

by Cervellona February 25, 2026

Water Berthing

The act of cranking your hog while in a pool, for the sole purpose to swim with your undeveloped children.

" Hey Josh, did you see what Connor did at the pool today?"

" Dude, I know. He was over there water berthing again."

by Ader Tistoff June 5, 2025

Pisswetter in Berlin Brandenburg

Buchstäblich nur dafür da um Shantao und die anderen Brandenburger Fritteusentaucher zu nerven.

Jo kurze Frage was genau soll eigentlich dieses Pisswetter in Berlin Brandenburg?

by Phlossy May 25, 2020

Hallo aus Berlin

Hallo aus Berlin is a German kids show that ran from 1996 to 1997 for 10 episodes. Rolli and Rita, the animated hosts, are most known for the songs and sketches that were featured in the show. Hallo aus Berlin shows the viewer the daily lives of children in Germany. The main children that we see the lives from are: Marko, Jessica, Daniel, Esther, Thomas, and Miriam.

Person 1: Hey, what's your favorite TV show?
Person 2: Hmm.. Probably Hallo aus Berlin.
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: Oh.. Well it's a....

by Manga Suggestions ☆ November 17, 2023

Hallo aus Berlin (song)

In the song Hallo aus Berlin, Rita and Rolli introduce themselves and ask the viewers their name and how old they are.

Hallo. Ich bin Rita
Wie heißt du?
Ich bin vierzehn
Wie alt bist du?

Bist du vier? (Bist du vier?)
Bist du sieben?
Bist du zwölf? (Bist du zwölf?)
Wie alt bist du?

Hallo aus Berlin
Wie heißt du?
Guten Tag, Berlin
Wie heißen Sie?

Wie heißt du?
Wie heißen Sie?
Wie alt bist du?
Und wie alt sind Sie?

Hallo. Ich bin Rolli
Wie heißt du?
Ich bin fünfzehn
Wie alt bist du?

Bist du zehn? (Bist du zehn?)
Bist du dreizehn?
Bist du elf? (Bist du elf?)
Wie alt bist du?

Hallo aus Berlin
Wie heißt du?
Guten Tag, Berlin
Wie heißen Sie?

Wie heißt du?
Wie heißen Sie?
Wie alt bist du?
Und wie alt sind Sie?

Hallo aus Berlin
Wie heißt du?
Guten Tag, Berlin
Wie heißen Sie?

Wie heißt du?
Wie heißen Sie?
Wie alt bist du?
Und wie alt sind Sie?

(Hallo aus Berlin (song))

by Manga Suggestions ☆ November 17, 2023

Ariella kelsea Berlin

Christopher’s girlfriend, hottie with a sexy body. Works hard at Buffalo Wild Wings. Funny, sharp witted. Smart ass bitch and moody as hell. Emotional. Bad with money. And smokes a lot…

Ariella kelsea Berlin jumped off a bridge into the rushing waves of a destin jetty rock and her cute sexy boyfriend, Christopher jumped next.

by Kelsapher January 7, 2025