Irish Battery

Shoving a potato up someones ass.

Old Jimmy Mcgill was feeling a lil tired so Seamus overthere gave him an Irish Battery and now hes filming season 6.- Jack Murphy

by Fucku Biden September 9, 2021

Dead battery

When your wife is sleeping hard and needs to wake up, so you go in for a quickie to jump start her day while attempting to climax right as she wakes up

I'll be a little late to work today, need to take care of a dead battery

by MPaaS4Life August 5, 2021

1% battery

Causes ptsd for minutes

When my phone reached 1% battery it made me think back on nam.

by Epic gamer 69420 August 19, 2021

Battery Pack

A person or people who give energy, focus, good vibes, or life to another person’s goals and dreams; to put a battery in somebody’s back.

Artist: TJ put a battery in my back on this one!
Producer: Aye homes a real battery pack.

by BPMillionaire June 23, 2021

Female Batteries

A code name used to Describe a female principal who is within 50ft of you. Mostly used if you have some stuff on you like weed or a vape.

Pssst female batteries is near

by Seth902 June 18, 2022

Batteries

when you are with a friend or friends and you see your principle you have to whisper “batteries” in your friends ear if you are in a “batteries radius” Aka 30 ft” . If you see your female principle it’s pretty similar you just whisper “female batteries “. Pretty simple

Hey Jake I need to whisper you something, okay , “batteries’ oh shit yea batteries.

by anonymous June 18, 2022

Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read

A stoned little ginger who is very good at not passing exams. Has a homosexual brother who many fear is passing the "Fag" virus to himself.

Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read, you spastic

by Captain OCD October 30, 2022