devil's beating his wife

When the sun is shining and it is raining... The Devil Is Beating His Wife...

When the sun is shining but it is raining. The devil's beating his wife.

by Harley2008 November 12, 2013

Scam Baiting

Scam Baiting is the art of wasting as much of a scammers time and resources as possible. Normally conducted with Nigerian 419 Scams, UK Lottery Scams, or Sweetheart Scams.

I Love Scam Baiting. I *$&%# those nigerians up.

by TCG503 May 23, 2006

baking cookies

getting it on; having hot hot sex.

"Mom, I'm going to my boyfriends house now."
"what are you going to do there?"
"Oh, probably just baking cookies."
"Okay, honey, have fun."

by wilfs January 13, 2008

Baking

A makeup technique involving applying/ caking huge amounts of pressed powder to the face (usually in the t-zone )and leaving it on for a period of time to mattify the face. This practice came into popularity in the drag scene but eventually grew into use by internet Beauty Gurus.

Beauty Guru in youtube tutorial: First I'll apply my foundation then I'll dust on a whole lot of powder . Because it's going to take a bit, while I'm baking I'll answer some questions from twitter.

by rupaulislife April 5, 2017

turkey basting whore

a chic that is trying to get pregnant but doesnt tell the guy shes sleeping with

"What a turkey basting whore"

by tricia November 23, 2004

beating off

Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature

Bill, the tachometer in you GTO is beating off. (wiggling erratically between 1400 and 3600 RPM)

by andy1 May 24, 2005

beating up richard

jerking off

(geddit? richard = dick)

boy: i think about you when im beating up richard...
girl: ..................wtf ur a stranger

by ale-ale-jandro August 6, 2011