bastard-flop 

Alternative to dick-flop. A bastard-flop is a terminal bastard who flops about, like he or she ones you.

<GUY1> That she-male, ass-fudgin' bastard-flop just gave me 5 Dollars! She ain't so bad!
<GUY2> *Loads gun*
<GUY1> WTF?????///
<GUY2> *Shoots GUY1*

bastard-flop by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

bastard math 

The math to figure out who the daddy is

Grandma : Give her some daddy daughter time
Daughter: What the fuck is she talking about ?

Grandma: Do the bastard math

Dad: I’m your dad
Daughter:FUCK

bastard math by Pizza pockets October 15, 2019

Bastard of Soldiers 

A quantity. Like a gaggle of geese, or a school of fish. When multiple soldiers (4 or more) congregate together in the same area, they form a social group known as a Bastard.

A bastard does not have a distinct size or number of soldiers within it. Separate individual bastards in near proximity to each other may eventually merge into a larger, more powerful bastard.

"Go over to that bastard of soldiers and get one of them knuckleheads for me."

Bastard of Soldiers by KilleR R0b0T February 16, 2010

bastard squad 

1) Any group of individuals (not really, but they like to think they are unique and individual) who use the Microsoft operating sytem Windows and think it is l337 and better than the competition because they are actually sheep and all their gay buddies use it.

2) An association of idiots that needs serious help on de-dumbification brough upon them by using the Windows operating system.

1) Here comes the bastard squad! Quick! Hide the children and the Linux boxes!

2) QUICK! The bastard squad is coming! Get the paddywagons ready! Are their rooms at Fulbourn ready yet?

bastard squad by OogaBooga March 6, 2004

Bastard Shaft 

(noun)- A vibrator, A jackass, assbutt, or dumbass, one who is very stupid, One who bears semblance to, or traits of, a vibrator.

You vibrating Bastard Shaft! Why would you cook bacon with your shirt off?!?!

Bastard Shaft by -Devon- February 5, 2009

bastard hole 

One hole which is such as therefore what is such as a hole of which one is a bastard.

Get the hell off my kool-aid, bastard hole.

bastard hole by sgmpornstarr August 14, 2011

Bastard Fish

Bastard Fish: A great 2 man band out of St.Charles, MO. Known for only one song. (I Hate My Life)It is a ballad about hating ones life.

I feel super Bastard Fish today.

That bitch makes me Bastard Fish!

Bastard Fish by D Masch August 25, 2008