by Alex Bongabooce April 9, 2017
Get the alex barnesmug. The act of inserting an entire goat into the human rectum repeatedly as a punishment for poor performance in an otherwise unrelated activity.
I got goat barned last week in fantasy football when Jonathan Taylor hung 5 touchdowns on the Bills.
by BugJohnJr December 7, 2021
Get the Goat Barnmug. kayce barnes is a self centred cunt that thinks he owns the world, cheats on every girl and blames it on his mental health. the ugliest man anyone would ever see, nobody likes kayce barnes.
by ✂️✂️ July 15, 2023
Get the kayce barnesmug. Hey (Johny) wanna go to the booby barn? I heard your mom was gonna be there. *laughter* Johny: "I hate you."
by woahbust October 24, 2020
Get the booby barnmug. A device created and cultivated to produce the true born Nebraskan. It contains their biggest export of wool along with the sensual masturbate device called the "Pocket Pussy". It enhances the animal instinct of Nebraskan folk and intensifies the pleasure of one man in particular. It satisfies the indulging need of sexual intercourse when he "can't get any". This term is the purgatory status of being a virgin and the old fashion self-help masturbation. The Barnes' Girlfriend is in local stores near you, if you are in Nebraska.
A guy was "struggle busing" today on getting a new girlfriend and so he met with his Barnes' Girlfriend in bed that night.
by Struggle Bus 69 April 30, 2013
Get the Barnes' Girlfriendmug. Jamal: Hey Bre can you make six boxes of chicken.
Bre: That’s a lot of chicken.
Jamal: Girl you just need to barn up and make the chicken.
Bre: That’s a lot of chicken.
Jamal: Girl you just need to barn up and make the chicken.
by Lecrae116 October 20, 2018
Get the Barn Upmug. gary; "hey jessica u wanna peg me tonight babz xxx?"
Jessica Barnes; "no fuck off, im wanking and reading erotica you eejit"
Jessica Barnes; "no fuck off, im wanking and reading erotica you eejit"
by pubes.com November 21, 2020
Get the jessica barnesmug.