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Baboon Fucker

Potential porn queens, Barbara and Jenna are evidence enough that Laura did indeed fuck a Baboon.
by yo_daddy March 29, 2005
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bafoon

Misspelling of buffoon,which is synonymous with jackass - someone who behaves in a silly, possibly comedic, manner.
Larry was often labelled a bafoon after he tried diving into a pool of jam while dressed as a ninja turtle.
by Richie Rocks June 30, 2007
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jibbering blue assed baboon

A moron, a person who does not know what they are doing in there job, or in genral. A genral dunce, or hyperactive person.
He/She is a Jibbering blue assed baboon.
by Yama December 8, 2005
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Bad Balloon

A sex-practice involving one party blowing into the opening of the penis (as with inflating a balloon) until the scrotum begins to inflate. It is then held there until climax is reached, at which time, the party releases the hold, & the air.

*WARNING: Do NOT try this!
Wow, she gave me one nasty Bad Balloon; my balls nearly exploded!
by The Creep1 November 21, 2010
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ghetto balloon

A plastic grocery bag that has been caught up in the wind and seems to float away. Also "Chinese ghetto balloon" are the pink variety.
by Mike Lowe July 11, 2003
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Baboon

Going ass-to-ass with a partner and masturbating the other person through your legs.
After huffing paint, Shira and Danny babooned in the laundry room.
by Kendrick Paulson March 8, 2011
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Balcony Shot

When you finish fucking your girl doggy style while she is bent over a balcony and she ducks before you get off so that your cum can achieve maximum distance as it flies off of the balcony.

VETERAN'S TIP: A well timed Donkey Punch just prior to orgasm can greatly improve the trajectory of your semen.

If you are lucky by the time you finish a small crowd will have gathered below the balcony to watch the show. If you manage to get any sex juice on any innocent bystanders you get to add an extra 10 feet per person (midgets count as double points!) onto the measurement of your spooge.

If your doggy rompin' balcony destroying good time draws too much of a crowd it is highly recommended to perform a filthy ninja and make a quick escape!
Mike: "Hey Kristin I'm feeling pretty strong tonight after snorting those rails of Extenze. How do you feel about heading outside and helping me go for a new Balcony Shot personal record?

Kristin: "Sure that's fine but let me finish my juice box first."
by SillyDilly June 16, 2010
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