Pecker Badge

The pecker badge is earned when either a cub scout or tiger cub is forced to view the den leaders schlong. This badge ususally takes up to thirty minutes to earn as it is difficult for the den leader to unbuckle his tight cub scout khaki pants and find his taught, sparsely pubed pecker.

Come here Timmy...Wipe those tears away and earn your pecker badge.

by bongbong79 March 8, 2009

spazz-badge

Spazz-badge....the Blue badge that disabled drivers display to get parking concessions.

Hey....don't forget the Spazz-badge....the traffic wardens are shit-hot handing out parking tickets down there today!

by lily beetle January 10, 2016

tanned as a badger

To create confusion by gaining tan lines similar to that of a badger

"golly gosh squire you're tanned as a badger!"

by Danny Stanbridge June 23, 2008

Scan your badges

To "check someone out" or see if they are appealing to you

John: Give me your instagram

Emma: Why?
John: I have to scan your badges before I invite you anywhere.

by Logically June 3, 2018

That’s the Badger

It’s like saying ‘that’s it!’ but better. Can be used when taking about a place, a person or when you’re agreeing with someone. Adds a bit of pazazz to your vocabulary.

Me: What’s that girl’s name?
Someone: You mean the one that looks like a toe?
Me: That’s the badger.

by caynipple March 27, 2019

honey badger

In the parlance of trendy gay men, a honey badger is an overbearing, very hairy gay male. A "honey badger" is most often seen talking far too close to his friends and gentlemen callers and exhibits extreme chest/arm/back hair in public.

Oh my goodness, Andrew is such a honey badger. He is all over Jake and has back hair for miles. Honey badger don't care!

by randall's friend March 24, 2011

Vag Badge

Another word for the Teal colored Ribbon that symbolizes "Ovarian Cancer Awarness"

Carrie did you get your "Vag Badge" magnet at the Benefit? I already put mine on my car to show support for my Aunt that died from Ovarian Cancer.

by SassyJax01 March 16, 2012