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backstage ass

The person or voice in your life that's like an eternal backseat driver. They're always trying to tell you what to do, how to do it, and what you're doing wrong. Over all they're an asshole but probably a correct asshole.
"Dude, Megan is such a backstage ass. If I want to party the night before the SAT, then I WILL party the night before the SAT. She needs to chill out."
by kinkasucks June 11, 2016
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Backstabber

Former TSM Toplaner Dyrus
Man, what Dyrus did to qt and Dignitas really made him a Backstabber.
by BackyardBooster February 17, 2017
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Backeotomy

When your back is extremely sore.
I woke up and my back is so sore that I need a backeotomy.
by rahali08 August 22, 2017
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Backstage Groupie

Tabitha spends a lot of time with musicians especially 'The Limp Dicks Band". She does their laundry, cooks soft foods since they're toothless loonies and performs sexual favors and engages in uncontrollable wild creampie orgy's. She's a backstage groupie slut who follows bands around while they're on tour for fanny fame. Backstage groupie/s like Tabitha flood their friends notifications on social medial with obscene pics of sexual acts some with multiple people. She also sucks dicks in between breaks and gigs. I blocked her because I caught my husband jerking off to the pics and he jet sprayed my computer. Backstage groupie/s should invest in tongue cleaners due to the amount of dry thrush like cum stains that are glued on their tongues. For all the teens out reading this, do not become a backstage groupie because there's more to life than Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll.
Teen: I want to be like Tabitha a backstage groupie
Teacher: It's not a desirable lifestyle, just google 'backstage groupie' on UD and I guarantee you'll change your mind
by What day is it? December 10, 2017
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backstroke puff

When one of the boys light a dart while swimming on their back and puffing the dart at the same time
Yo did you see kevbot do the backstroke puff at devils punchbowl on Saturday
by DB6969 February 14, 2018
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backstabbing hoebag

That backstabbing hoebag betrayed me and had an affair with my boyfriend! To think I called her my best friend!
by DastardlyNoona May 24, 2018
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Backsteincosi

Cosi (@Backsteincosi on instagram) is one of the most famous german influencers. Everyday she amazes thousands of her mostly young followers. Every single one of her posts is unique. She is literally one of the most amazing humans on instagram, according to her fans.
"Backsteincosi is the best."
by lenaimtreibsand May 14, 2018
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