Fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass

An expression of utter disbelief at how messed up a situation has become. Note there is an ASL sign for this term. With your left hand hold your index and middle fingers down with all other fingers curled up, a sort of upside down peace sign. with your right hand make the same sign with the fingers pointing up, but together. With an arcing swing, bring the right fingers into the "crotch" of the left fingers "legs". Then with both hands still locked, shake them briefly as you move them from left to right, as if the figure was running backwards, with the chainsaw still stuck in its ass.

Well, just fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass.

by Skandranon July 19, 2011

backwards apple

The most offensive thing you could possibly describe as a sexual act. I won't even go into it.

Last night Steve gave Brenda the old backwards apple.

by Henry January 2, 2005

dirty backyard

A hairy or otherwise disgusting asshole. May invlovle clingons, lice, etc

As Chad bent down to toss Lisa's salad, he realized, abrubtly, that she had a dirty backyard. He promptly smacked her and threw her out of his house.

by Harlod Balsagna October 23, 2006

Ass Hat Backwards

Used to describe something that is of a high stupidity that it makes ass hats normal by comparison.

"John your idea of how babies are born is just Ass Hat Backwards."

by The lord of the nukems May 2, 2012

Backyard Sluts 9

A stereotypical porno name used to describe a hardcore fetish porno. It originates in south park, were some parents put a hardcore porn in the wrong dvd box and give it to their kids and have to explain every type of creepy disturbing porn fetish known to man.

Just like exaggerating a number ("I been there like 31240384873 times")

Bill: dude I just got rented a pron ima go jack off
Steve: have fun perv
Joe: See ya bro
*Bill leaves*
*Girl walks up*
GirlName:Have you seen Bill?
Joe: Yea, he's watching some Backyard Sluts 9 or some shit
Girlname: What a weirdo.

by medicwine November 8, 2009

suck my dick backwards

when the guy puts his dick between his legs and someone sucks it from behind with his ass in their face.

Shut the fuck up bitch, suck my dick backwards!

by Visage de Etoile February 14, 2018

backyard barbecue

A time where you and your friends/family go out to the backyard and attempt so many meat products that you will piss off enviromental activists since you wasted fossil fuels, animals just to have a good time. if you only have friends, it will generally become a beer drinking contest

John and his boys were wasted from the backyard barbecue, all because he had to have 5 beers with his ribs

by derek May 13, 2005