Boredon

A boredon, is a combination of boedom and a hard-on. Whenever you get bored and get wood for no reason this is called a boredon

Mrs. Smith isn't hot or anything but her geometry class gave me a raging boredon.

by Dux Melvil October 11, 2009

post-boredomism

It describes the state of giddiness one achieves while waiting for a super boring event (such as - say - a graduation) to start.

While waiting for my appointment the DMV, I slipped into a state of post-boredomism and started laughing uncontrollably.

by stasi1974 May 26, 2009

boredomline personality disorder

A supposedly-unavoidable mental/emotional condition wherein the "sufferer" cannot speak civilly, remain calm, or otherwise conduct himself in a reasonable/socially-responsible manner unless he is being constantly entertained or excited. Usually there is in fact nothing whatsoever truly wrong with the cranky person's mind, and thus his "illness" merely stems from a petulant selfish mindset that probably resulted from his being pampered and spoiled rotten as a child.

Teenage delinquent: Things are gettin' a little boring around the 'hood --- let's incite a riot!
Responsible teenager: Sorry, pal... I ain't gonna jeopardize my 100% clean criminal record just to temporarily satisfy your boredomline personality disorder!

by QuacksO September 3, 2013

Boredomness

Psychological tiredness

Boredomness is a killer. It almost killed at the beach party

by emmahnyra March 3, 2018

boredomsdawn

Big meanie pants that fucked my wife

'Dawg you really be actin like a boredomsdawn'

by Scrapeface January 6, 2023

bordombated

To jack off out of bordom

Dude, I was so bored last night I turned on some porn and Bordombated.

by godawwgs June 16, 2011

boredologist

Scientist who are masters of killing time and good at not getting caught doing these activities. Boredologist come in all shapes, sizes, and ages. From high school kids in the middle of class to real scientist bored with monotony of day to day work.

Finding new ways to combat boredom.

The boredologist set his text book as a shield his work. He set up a miniture drivers ed course and placed the tiniest car at the start.

by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018