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Jesus on a fucking boat

Oh god Jeff Jesus on a fucking boat it’s a furry
by Hdx January 31, 2022
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jesus on a fucking boat

A cringy ass “catchphrase” that doesn’t even make sense. You probably made it up to be quirky or have a special catchphrase nobody else has except it backfired and now you sound like a dumbass
Weird kid: Jesus on a fucking boat!!
Everyone else: Wtf did he just say…
by icecoldtoes July 25, 2022
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Glass Bottom Steam Boat

Neatly place a piece of saran wrap over your lovers chest. Take a shit on top of the saran wrap. Carefully pick up the saran wrap and have your lover lick the condensation off the bottom.
I wanna fucking give your mother a glass bottom steam boat.
by JETJOCK March 20, 2009
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The Little Man in the Boat

An aroused clitoris, standing tall, seeking more attention and stimulation; the little guy is begging for orgasms. This is a term actually used in the late 1960s, in Underground Comics, found widely at that time, including Mr. Natural, Captain Piss-gums and his Band of Perverted Pirates, The Brown Paper Bag and others. You had to be there to really get it.
Oh yeah, I had a visit last night from the Little Man in the Boat, and he was HUNGRY!
by Gojai August 30, 2017
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Blow boat people

Putting a hard boner on one's wet mouth.
"... now that I'm a grown man I think that you, the Wiggles and Scooby Doo all blow boat people, and by that I mean you put hard boners on your wet mouth.'
by Jyri December 17, 2008
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harry on the boat

To spread your man muck on someone's face. Comes from the rhyming slang for Spunk (Harry Monk) on the Face (Boat Race).
I got maximum points for being the first person to get Harry on the Boat with some slapper while we were away on holiday.
by SimonP July 27, 2006
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whatever floats your boat

This is a phrase that often means whatever "soothes your soul" or whatever "works best" Aka- Whatever you feel like doing.
So Amir what do you feel like doing tonight? Whatever floats your boat man.

This DDR song is really floating my boat.
by Jason June 30, 2004
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