Booger Blanket

Any type of cloth used as a substitute for a tissue.

I have plenty of tissues around my house but I always seem to use my sleeve as a booger blanket instead.

Booger Blanket by Urban Bird April 19, 2010

Cretin Blanket

And individual or event which detracts the attention of inferior or less desirable people away from what everyone else is doing. It's the person who hosts another party to take the school idiots away from the everyone else, so everyone can enjoy themselves without being anxious about dimwits turning up

Will: "Are you going to Timmy's party?"
George: "I want to, but what if the idiots turn up"
Will: "Don't worry, Lucy's party is on the same day"
George: "Ahhh Lucy is a total cretin blanket"

Cretin Blanket by GrumpyBint May 23, 2013

Wool Blanket 

When a welsh man is having sex with a sheep. Before his release he pulls out, rolls the sheep on its back, then ejaculates on the sheep's stomach. Following ejaculation he rolls around on the ground stomach to stomach with the sheep.

I caught Joe performing a wool blanket with my sheep this morning... I had to put daisy down!

Wool Blanket by ClamKnuckler May 20, 2014

Dylan blanket 

The sheet that covers your bed a.k.a. a bed cover . Normally taken off the bed after a anal session

Hey dude after what we did lastnight my dylan blanket came off.

Dylan blanket by Ravi_Shankar August 10, 2020

beer can blanket 

When a person wakes up covered in beer cans creating a beer can blanket.

Pbluescript jolted awake as the afternoon sun hit his face. A loud crash hurled him out of bed as his makeshift beer can blanket crashed to his soiled bedroom floor.

Soiled.

Like his heart.

beer can blanket by Timtastic January 4, 2009

WTF blanket 

n. That stupid blanket called the "Snuggie". It's actually a robe worn backwards.

OMG, mary has a "WTF blanket". What a dumbass. She could've just bought a blanket, or worn her robe backwards. What a douche.

WTF blanket by Too GreD February 9, 2009

booze blanket

The warm feeling one has despite weather conditions while being intoxicated. This allows one to able to forget their hoodie, go topless to a freezing cold sporting event, freely go streaking, and other desirable acts that involve little clothing.

Bro-Smo: Dude it is balls cold out here, why do you have a t-shirt on?

Mike: Man I got my booze blanket on, im about to take this frickin' shirt off.

Bro-Smo: Didn't think about it, post up while I get some beer for my booze blanket.

booze blanket by Mr.Party April 22, 2010