Dick Blanket

Another name for a girls hoohaa, the best kind of blanket a man can ask for

Did you try that dick blanket yet? Can definitely tell she slept around, it was loose as hell

by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 9, 2021

blanket scarf

An accessory item made especially popular by Lenny Kravitz, that is large enough to be a blanket but is worn as a scarf.

Person #1: "Look at that girl with that blanket scarf... I don't get it, is it a blanket or it is a scarf?"
Person #2:"Well at least she's warm."

by Mel R P June 14, 2016

Clout Blanket

A blanket used to cover yourself with attention, usually 10 seconds of Facebook fame, also usually while driving someone else’s reputation into the ground on social media. All while gaining popularity and influence.

Yeah, she really covered her ass with a clout blanket to talk shit about Johnny! Had the whole community involved in his business on Facebook, and now she’s even famous for it! Impressive! Let’s leave Johnny a bad review and get our own clout blankets!

by Thisismydayjob December 17, 2019

blanket ratchet

Someone who lays on their side with their partner in bed and tucks the blanket under their back, rolls over to put an arm overy their partner and then turns over taking a little of the blanket with them. Then repeating the action through the night to steal the blanket.

Vicky Blackburn you're a blanket ratchet give me some blanket back!

by Chris Risley 80 October 8, 2014

Blanket Baby

One conceived by a “lady of the night” sliding across a sheet that still had cum on it

I never wanted you! You are a blanket baby! Ancestry.com has you as 86% cotton and 2% polyester.

by Hela Armon April 8, 2019

Blanket Gophers

Small dogs that burrow into your bed and stay there.

You're not grabbing my leg, that's those damn blanket gophers.

by Brad Greenwood November 28, 2014

Dangle Blanket

A long blanket like cloth used to dangle from the ceiling.

Woah, did you see Pink dangle blanket at the Grammy's.

by karen** February 1, 2010