Aston’s Biggest

Aston’s biggest is quite literally 3.7 tonnes, they not only suffer from chronic obesity but they also suffer from the addiction to discord. Aston’s Biggest could mistake his own fingers for food, as he craves food more than he craves cock, and that is a lot as he is relentless with his desire to rape his own friends. He is 3.7 tonne, which creates more problems than the fact he cannot see his own cock. The “biggest” problem is that he cannot seem to leave his xbox for longer than 3 hours, as the gallons of sweat stick him to his chair for inhuman amounts of time. This leads to issues such as pungent B.O, and greasy, dandruff riddled hair. Due to these obstacles, Aston’s Biggest lack’s interactions with girls. He was rejected by them all, leading to him becoming so down bad he pretended about kissing a drunk girl. He is so heavy, if he was on the submarine he would of survived due to the immense cushioning of his major organs, however his arteries probably only have a few years remaining before they are clogged with 10,000 calories per hour’s worth of fat. The Aston’s biggest is more than likely going to die a virgin, but he got to elite division on fifa so who cares?

“Aston Villa are the fucking best blud kmt g narnie stretchers uno it skidem”
“Shut up you are literally Aston’s biggest pedophile”

by Annoymous112122 June 25, 2023

The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota

A 6-minute long song 'bout a guy going on a trip with his family to, you guessed it: The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota. From the soundtrack album 'UHF', made in 1989. UHF (1989) is also a movie you can watch on Tubi, or something, but one thing to note is, this song isn't ever used in the movie, ever. Of course, made by the legendary "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Or, y'know, the actual Ball of Twine In Minnesota. Located at 1st St, Darwin, MN 55324, United States. Made up by baler twine, Francis A. Johnson began rolling the ball back in 1950, and wrapped it for four hours daily for 29 years.

Dude 1: Yo, Dude, you ever heard about The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota?
Dude 2: You mean the song or the actual ball, Dude?
Dude 1: I don't know, Man.
Man: Well, that's Weird.
"Weird Al" Yankovic: Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming...
Dude 1 and 2, Man: HOLY FUCK! IT'S "WEIRD AL"!

by weird al yankovic fan number f November 9, 2025

Biggest Nice

The most sarcastic form of ‘big nice’, a title held by one very tall 6’ 8” man.

“Your hair looks like a bunch of ****s, you really are the Biggest Nice Luke”

by Joesn9172 August 1, 2023

Portsmouths biggest mush bird

The biggest mush bird in the extended vicinity of Portsmouth

Yeah that Imogen girl is Portsmouths biggest mush bird in Portsmouth

by Mushbirdlover June 29, 2021

biggest fan

largest spinning propeller that provides coolness

"You're my biggest fan,"
The man appears to be talking to a comically large fan

by lauchfromdarkages May 20, 2022

Biggest Coward Ever

The loser who came up with these so-called "Mandatory Mask Rules", aka the lamest rule ever.

See that guy over there? He was recently asked to do something that had no chance of being fatal, but he chickened out, he must be the biggest coward ever!

by PhoenixGamer34 March 15, 2021

The Biggest Bitch Of The Seven Seas

A term used to describe a person that is such a bitch that the seven seas doesn't even measure their bitchiness.

There goes the biggest bitch of the seven seas.

by dcomad September 19, 2020