Bear Grylls Emergency Kit

Your belly button. Contains everything you'd need to survive in the wild for 3 days. Can be used to catch dew or rain. Contains food crumbs since your last bath. Contains enough lint to braid a roap or start a fire. If you have an "Innie" bellybutton,you're fucked.

I only bathe once a week so my Bear Grylls Emergency Kit is always well stocked.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

Bear Hump

The act of humping like a bear

She insisted on bear humping and proceeded to dig her solar nails into my back and growl much like that of a bear.

by Taybri March 5, 2009

Bear Paw

When you're fingering a girl, and you cup your hand over her clitoris (and labia) in such a way that your fingers curl towards your palm as you use your fingers to work your magic.

I totally bear pawed her before we did it.

by idontevencarewhatmynameis May 15, 2014

Bear Trap

A Bear Trap is a male who looks like a girl purposefully attracts REALLY hairy guys.

Bob: Tod, I just had an accidental date with a guy!
Tod: But wait a sec, you're covered in hair.
Bear Trap: I know.

by Lieken April 5, 2017

bear's head

A woman's pubic hair which is unusually thick and curly.

Gee Fellas...I picked up this girl last night and, when I went down on her, I discovered her snatch to be just like the top of a sweaty old Bear's Head.

by PCCO October 5, 2006

bear steepener

A term used by financial managers to either identify an unsustainalbe interest rate yield curve, or to display or cover up their own weinerheadnedess.

I don't know the answer to that question. But the yield curve is in bear steepener.

by bigbeefner December 28, 2010

bear holding a shark

A bear holding a shark is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction

jimmy got a bear holding a shark for christmas and brought it in for show and tell with his school when he got bullied the bear holding a shark viciously mauled the bullies to death

by christofer1 May 17, 2014