batty town

Affectionate but insulting name for Brighton, UK. Home to lots of students and druggies. Also gay capital of England. See batty, Jamaican slang for homosexual.
What you up to tonight geez?
I'm not about mate, getting the train down to batty town.
Not to worry then geez, give us a bell when you get back.
Yeah yeah...
by Jackie-F September 19, 2005
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Batty Points

A system used as a marker for how irritating, smug, feminine or stupid someone is. Like man points, batty points can only be accumulated.

They can also only be handed out by someone who has a significant proportion less Batty points than they have whilst also having a significant proporsion more Man Points.

Although not classed in some countries as a real qualification, most people will take your 'Batty Count' into consideration whether deciding whether or not you would be a good friend/mating partner.

Ways to earn batty points:

1 Ditching friends to hang round with women.
2 Feeling unjustly smug.
3 Repetition of bad jokes/unfunny catchphrases.
4 Not wanting to do something manly
5 Making a big fuss over minor injuries
6 Whining & Crying
7 Caring too much about your appearance.8 Making trivial mistakes which affect you/your friends situation.
9 Lying about how many Batty/Man points you have.
10 Trying to hand out Batty/Man points without correct Man Point quota.

Traditionally an individuals' Batty Count is recorded in the local 'Batty Tome' (working in conjuction with the Tome of Man) although more recently councils have been testing out online prototypes with varying sucess.
Person 1: Lol it's funny touching other boys legs!
Person 2: You just earned yourself some batty points

Person 1: You Said It!
Person 2: Five batty points.

Derek received ten batty points after it was found he had been hanging around with Ms.Steeple all day.
by Larsti April 01, 2008
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wilf the batty

A batty school boy who does everyones work and if a good friend but is still irrelevant. He also has spots all over his nose. He also like to shoot animals
you are "wilf the batty"
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Batty boi

Look at that batty boi,
Yeah he's probably called Jacques
by Sunday lad November 27, 2019
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batty job

means someones whos soul purpose in life is to be an arse
see bum job
have a day off from being a batty job

Craig why are you a batty job
by Damon Burton February 15, 2005
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bustin low batty

To wear one's trousers low, and expose one's boxer shorts
That boy is bustin low batty
by lOrD_fEaThErInG-wAlThAmStOnE December 11, 2009
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Big Batty Boris

Describing someone as big Batty Boris means that they are a big bummed Boris Johnson
An example of this is Tom is a big Batty Boris
by Big Batty Boris November 05, 2019
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