August 1st

National Cock Day

Celebrate Cocks big and small, thick and skinny

"Yo its August 1st! Happy Cock Day!"

by NoImNotOkay August 1, 2021

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August 14

If someone has there birthday on August 14 Tell them you're the best crackhead you have ever seen.

You see Bob there, he's a crackhead
Why?
Because his birthday is on August 14

by ××aquarius×× October 15, 2019

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August 23

People with a dark and dangerous side with a hell of a lot of personalities but fun to be around

Josh : bro people born on August 23 are so weird

Axel : I know bro but their also fun

by Asksksk October 16, 2019

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August 5th

The day of extreme crackheadery. A day where acting like a complete buffoon is acceptable and encouraged.

"It's August 5th! Let's go apeshit!!"

by Yeehawbigtiddies October 15, 2019

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Standing next to an Agustin is like being Steve Urkel standing next to Sam Jackson. You just don't compare. Agustin is at the new frontier of Awesome, battling the hordes from the land of Wannabe.

God loves Agustin. When Agustin prays, God makes popcorn, with extra blessings of butter. When Agustin gives thanks, God sends him You're Welcome cards in the mail.

I'm going to the club to find an Agustin tonight.

by TheMeaty February 3, 2010

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