Alaskan Jelly Fart

the act of pouring atleast 1 litre of koolaid down your butt hole, then jamming the hole up with jelly beans to cork it and hold in the liquid, then having your partner sit underneath your ass while you push as hard as possible until the koolaide and jelly beans squirt all over your said partners face.

we had a pizza party, but i forgot a birthday present, so instead i gave the birthday boy an alaskan jelly fart.

by onebadbanana03 January 7, 2012

Alaskan Coal Miner

When you give a girl a whole lot of laxatives and proceed to fuck her anally.

After you finish, strap on a pair of goggles and wait patiently - face first - in front of her asshole for the ensuing explosion. After she's finished, take off the goggles. You'll look like an Alaskan coal miner!

She really did a number on him. He looks like an Alaskan coal miner!

by Coal Digger April 27, 2009

Alaskan Flapjack

The sexual act of using a fold of fat, lubricated with butter and syrup, to achieve orgasm.

I couldn't find that fat chicks pussy, so I alaskan flapjacked her fat roll.

by shredder ace March 8, 2014

Alaskan spear fishing

The act of standing upon a surface of elevation, having the woman spread her legs, and diving in for quick and painful penetration. Never should anyone do this, ever.

Dude, I went Alaskan spear fishing on her for an hour and I kept missing!

by The Mighty Sack April 21, 2011

Alaskan Cold Front

When you turn the freezer too low while performing a Charleston Chocolate Banana.

"Oh shit my dick fell off, I think I accidentally did an Alaskan Cold Front."

by weirdjake123456789 February 21, 2009

the Alaskan snow dog

When your doing a girl doggy style on the top of a staircase. She needs to be holding on to the top stair and you yell "mush" thrust as hard as you can and ride her down the stairs.

I gave that girl the Alaskan snow dog... She's in the hospital now...

by Zkatk1 July 6, 2009

alaskin dogsled

when you and your girlfriend are doing it doggy style by at the top of the stairs and you pull her arms behind her back and ride her down face first.

tom said " hey tammy what happened to your face."
she said " well me and my boy friend were have sex at the top of the stairs when he said time for the alaskin dogsled and down we went."

by b!lly bedlam March 9, 2010