anus astronaut

Also know as a: rectum raider, ass pirate, burger stealer and can opener. commits acts of atrocious butt love.

"one small step for man..."
"get out of my ass, Mark!"
"oh, sorry"
"goddamn anus astronaut..."

by Dr. Boring May 23, 2006

Astroworld

An album by Travi$ $cott that will literally never drop. It’s a myth, a legend, folklore, a sea man’s tale perhaps.

“The lead single of Astroworld dropped two months ago and there hasn’t been any follow-up yet. This is getting ridiculous.”

by TreadmarkMcSkids July 4, 2018

AstroGlide

A form of lubricant that enables the user to perform hi speed punching the clown and reach their point of ejaculation much quick then a user of the traditional dry jack. Also used where anal sex is required by law.

Astroglide is the top performer when it comes to anal sex. Don't play in the mud without it!

by ChangWang April 30, 2003

astro-pants

Baggy or Poofy 'MC Hammer-esque' pants. Often misnomed Parachute Pants.

"Astro pants are for losers. Real men wear Parachute pants. Duh."

by Band Of Retired Superheroes January 6, 2005

astrojax

The best toy in the world.

"I just bought my Astrojax from TOYSRUS!"

by Amanda August 22, 2003

Astronism

a transtheistic or panentheistic Millettic organised philosophy founded by Cometan as manifested in its founding treatise known as The Omnidoxy. Its adherents, known as Astronists, focus their beliefs on the concepts of cosmocentricity, the notion of sentient life beyond Earth, the reascension of philosophy, and the transcension of all humanity.

"Without the development of Astronism, the fusion of astronomy and philosophy would not have occurred."

by TIOTPOM February 9, 2019

Astronaughty

When astronauts get freaky in space the get astronaugty.

"Yazzie sure is an astronaughty astronaut."
"No one can hear you being astronaughty in space."

by lycan October 10, 2005